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There is a pimple inside my ear.

FUCKING OW ?????????

OUCH??????

HELP I CANT FUCKING WEAR MY EARBUDS

OW 😭

#ouchie

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IM CRYUING

i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

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BAHAHHAHSHAHHAA

*ONE intro*

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I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.

#holy shit this put tears in my eyes #wow

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I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS REBLOGGING SO I CAN FIND IT LATER AND PLAY CHIPTUNED MUSIC AND GIGGLE AND STIM AND KICK MY FEET

ZOMBIE TWO STIMBOARD!!!!

requested by: no one

tpot 9 hit hard.. still not over it

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!!!

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No cuz this is fr my bf

I love him so so much

We have had this discussion

Many times

And I’m okay with that. I understand. I’d like to think I would sacrifice the world to save him but if I were put on the spot I probably would save the world too

The ship dynamic of "I love you but I will always choose the world over you. I love you but my conscience binds me to the greater good in a way I can never escape. I love you but I would sacrifice you to save the world if I had to, even though it would kill me and I would never forgive myself. I love you and a part of me wishes that I could be the kind of person who would sacrifice everything for you. But I'm not, and I never will be, and if you're going to love me I need you to understand that."

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EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!!!!

A ep 4 screenshot redraw

alt versions

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IT ISSSS

Artwork is not mine.

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I LOCE THEM GRGRGRHHH

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CANON, I WAS TWOS LEFT EYEBALL

This shure is an imige

I made this at night time,,

#IM CRYINGN

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what do you MEAN there aren't any good fics that are well written and complete and more than 8k words but also happen to be the exact niche pairing and specific au that i want to read. does the universe hate me or something????

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SILLLYLTTTTSS I LOVE THEMEN I LOVEVE THEM

💬

Hanging out and having a little chat

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GUYS UHM I MADE A BFDI ASK BLOG.. FOR THE ALGEBRALIENS.. IF ANYONES INTERESTED…

THE BLOG IS CALLED ‘Ask Parasyte AU’ PLEASEE SEND ME ASKS IM BEGGIGN 😭😭😭😭

#battle for bfdi #bfdia #bfdi #bfdi fanart #bfdi art #bfdi au #bfdi tpot #bfdia fanart #battle for bfb #bfb fanart #bfb #bfb four #bfb x #x bfb #bfb au #four bfdi #x bfdi #two bfdi #algebralien #algebraliens #tpot fanart #tpot #two tpot

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minecraft would fix him. image unrelated

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SOMEONE MADE A CROSSOVER OF RAIN WORLD AND ADVENTURE TIME THATS MY FAV TV SHOW AND MY FAV EVER EVER GAME OMG

is slug au still a thing 🥺 sluggy finn was so cute but of course all your finns are cute

AHHHH I NEED TO BRING THAT BACK

I drew slugcats for a RainWorld crossover but that's the most I've contributed to that =w=

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UGHHHH I LOVE THEMMMM

Why do i always draw them torturing each other