i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid
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why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature
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jenniebakesthings on ig
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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Sorry I didn’t reply to your messages I was busy being that one homie that’s not gonna make it
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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Twin Berries 🍓
📸: nyanodesu_
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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Matsuo Hiromi マツオヒロミ
Kagami 鏡 (mirror) - Japan - 2012
Source Twitter @matuo
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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3-22-2024
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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a new pyromancer to get back into the swing of things
obligatory "of course you have blue hair and pronouns" (they/he/she/any it dont matter)
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