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FUCK katz cafe! put 2 MORE EGGS on the phone NOW!!!

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poop eye the sail or man: augh augh augh augh augh I love me all of oil

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Damaged

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this is in poor taste and I think you should kill yourself

follow that bunny should be added to the list of human rights violations committed by the state of israel

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follow that bunny should be added to the list of human rights violations committed by the state of israel

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they're hiring me as a hitman for the anthill mob

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all taco bells are required to lower their flags to half staff to honor the death of the late arika toriyama

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12oz mouse themed ice pick lobotomy available exclusive to office depot/office max

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Y'all ever read johnofe’s “book” he “wrote” about cooking and eating the Angry Beavers and getting turned on by it?

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…And here we see the Tumblr Feminist; one of the most dangerous creatures in the northern Americas. If we keep our opinions to ourselves, it can’t see us. But one wrong word and SNAP! It’ll bite your head clean off with it’s razer sharp teeth, quick as a flash.

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penis mahomes updated my myspace over the phone

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they call me beany and cecil the way ive got no bitches

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you think egghead from looney toons ever gets that pootang?

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The Duke Nukemthreedee of Digimon has graced us this evening to report a most serious decree.

My buolls.

#hasbro

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kid named weiner

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You Must Think About Popeye The Sailor Man During Your Wedding

You Must Think About Popeye The Sailor Man During Your Honeymoon

These Terms Are Non Negotiable And I Will Not Stand For Negligence Any Longer

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matt groening was the first andrew hussie