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cannot stop thinking about how the season finale of fallout set up a road trip buddy comedy between a 250+ yo radiation cowboy who tried (and so far succeeded) to kill his humanity to survive the wasteland and an optimistic doe eyed woman whose whole brand is Being a Good Person (something the radiation cowboy used to be) and will undoubtedly crack away at his hardened leather armor. when lucy bit off the ghouls finger and then the ghoul cut off lucy’s that was a pinkie promise to be bffs

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Happy Holidays from me and my favourite shady men (Deacon and X6)

Also reminding (for the 1000th time I’m sorry) my commissions are open!

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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

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I too enjoy the jerky man

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"how do you have over 600 hours in baldur's gate 3 you've only had it for like a hundred days"

have you considered:

but also bc this game has ruined my life help me

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Well that's alright, it's Out of Touch Thursday!!

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im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

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Black girls from the hood who buy dollar doorknockers, get their long nails done for cheap at the salon down the block, who wear $20 wigs and  who find their party outfits from Rainbows and rock  bright lipsticks from the the beauty supply store. They are culture. They created this “baddie IG” trend years and years ago, back when black girlhood was ugly and scary and ghetto to you. 

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save me undead cowboy...

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the ghoul

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Source smoothdunk on twitter

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Jay from Ninjago is not an agent. He has never been an agent, and should never become an agent. Nothing against the administration, but he has been a ninja for 10+ years. We all grew up with Jay and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is an agent, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Jay should stay a ninja. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will NOT contact the new writer on instagram because I’m not shitty like that.

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It’s important to me that Astarion is a huge cunt on Wyll’s behalf. Wyll might be too kind and sweet to people who don’t deserve his good heart, but his husband is not.

He’s also the son-in-law of Ulder Ravengard’s nightmares.

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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She doesn’t look anything like her pictures…