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THE THING LAY STILL INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022—)

#the acting in this series was INCREDIBLE WAAAAAH

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writer’s block (dry) = no desire to write, no ability to write (bearable)

writer’s block (wet) = HUGE desire to write, no ability to write (very evil)

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eminem was spitting facts tbh. it is fun for me just to grab a boob

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Andreil bus scene in the king's men you will always be famous to me

#tsc got me pulled all the way back into my feelings

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my favorite customer service slip ups

#i cried reading through this #each one just made me laugh out loud ahahahaha #silly mood?

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Jon Steinberg and Robert Levine reactivated their Black Sails Twitter account to confirm that the show is coming to Netflix US on April 17. They also teased some pictures in celebration of the 10 year anniversary.

#please please please do netflix belgium too

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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

#AHAHAHAHAHAHHA #hold on need to send this to my gf

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carl sagan said in contact that one measure of a relationship's intimacy is in how many of each person's sub-personas can see and commune with each other. and that hit. do you wanna see if our inner children want to play together 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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love and soup on the planet earth

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they want me to believe this is bob dylan when this literally looks like keira knightley walking around london in the 2000s

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"im doing so bad at keeping up with my friends im a terrible person ive been giving way too much of my attention to my gf"

my sister in christ. the "messages" app is right there. "snapchat" is right there. it takes approx two seconds to ask them how they are doing.

#me at me btw #yes i know its more complex than that and its very easy to say that to myself now that ive had 2 days of a stable routine behind me #but still #yknow #just hit them up #which i just did btw im doing amazing sweety

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the instant relief i felt hearing your voice, it overwhelmed me. biking through the fields to get some groceries, my heart felt lighter for the first time in weeks. i miss you so. a lot.

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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they diagnosed me with i love you and it’s incurable