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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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It seems that your weird matches my weird. We should kiss. I mean we should fuck. I mean we should be friends.

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gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.

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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#one piece

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obsessed with this article title. kind of bored today, might get sacked by the goths

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If anyone is looking for a keffiyeh, a friend of a friend in Palestine has partnered with an existing factory after their tourism business has been out of work. They finally got a website and a distributor and you can buy them here

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thepastatable__

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I am begging you, stop posting so much about T*ylor Sw*ft before my For You starts thinking "oh you follow someone who posts about T*ylor Sw*ft, I'll show you more"

Please, I have kids (mutuals) to feed (reblog posts to)

ive been given a choose-your-own-adventure style story choice and i dont know which to pick

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