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Lazy night in with Snorlax.

#she's as real as a hopped up queue on captain picard day

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

#she's as real as a hopped up queue on captain picard day

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love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

#dan game grumps recently said mocking people for being old #is like someone at the back of a canoe going off a waterfall laughing at the person in front

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A shoulder to lean on

#crying about them #she's as real as a hopped up queue on captain picard day

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

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are we still doing this because i have a late submission

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⚠️ National Alert

hi

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the sexual tension between two parallel lines

#she's as real as a hopped up queue on captain picard day

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aroace flag but it's colorpicked from this image of tintin :)

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This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

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#she's as real as a hopped up queue on captain picard day

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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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FLEABAG (2016) Created by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

#fleabag #she's as real as a hopped up queue on captain picard day

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Hardison's fake accents are so endearing to me. like sometimes he explicitly has to be "guy from X country," but often, the character he's playing could totally be an American! could totally have his normal voice! but nope he rolls a d20 in his head right before speaking and now the jewel thief has an awful British accent. the middleman is a stereotype of French people. just because, just for no reason. this show is great.

#leverage #she's as real as a hopped up queue on captain picard day

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very weird for people to get mad at scientists when they provide us better knowledge of how things are. they didn't change anything about it, it was always like that. they didn't change the color of neptune or glue feathers to dinosaurs, those had always been like that regardless of what we thought. the world exist independent of our perception of it. this isn't like a retcon of a fictional work.