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FUCK THIS ASS FUCK MY ASS! FUCK IT CANT GET UP THIS STUPID STUPID BULLSHIT PLATFORM! Gets Underssed SICK OF THIS GARBAGE!OHAAAHHH! HOW DO YOU GRAB THIS? SON OF A BITCH 10 Mins Later OOOH OMG MY ASS IS BLEEDING. WHAT ITS JUST A FACT. NO NO DONT YOU MARIO MARIO MARIO! YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU DID IT. I MEAN EVERYTHING SWELL EVERYTHINGS DANDY

Arin Hanson (via quotegrumps)

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You’ve found your calling.

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do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

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Chris Evans tap dancing on The Ellen Show 

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For 10 years, I have done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No. Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!

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“you look tired” ok maybe i’m just ugly. ever thought about that???? hmmmmm?????

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ive never felt so connected to a tweet before

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Plate Etiquette 

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I love Sportacus’ facial expressions.

Bonus gif:

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Person A: *gets paper cut* ow

Person B: *kicks down door* HOLY SHIT BABE ARE U OKAY WHO HURT YOU WHO WAS IT NOBODY TOUCHES MY SWEETHEART SOMEBODY'S GONNA CATCH THESE H A ND S TODAY

#stucky

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The book

The movie

The sequel

The prequel

The spin-offs

The reboot

The gritty reimagining

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shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her