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#what the fuck are you guys doing #phan

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The Bathtub Time Machine

A/N: I really thought I’d be better at writing smut, but apparently not, but I worked too long on this to not publish.

Genre: angst, fluff, smut (handjobs, frottage)

Warnings: swearing

Word count: 2.2K

Summary: Dan is having a rough day and just wants to be alone in the bath, but an unexpected song comes on, sending him back in time, and now he needs Phil to touch him.

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“Hey Phil, where’d you put the bath bombs?” Dan asked, hovering in the doorway of the office where Phil was editing their gaming video, the first of the new year.

“Why?” Phil questioned, too engrossed in the screen to look up.

Dan furrowed his brow at Phil and frowned, although he knew Phil couldn’t see his face. He hoped Phil could sense the irritated look. “Because I wanted to see if they taste as good as they smell.”

Phil was looking at him now, and Dan put a hand on his hip as he finished, “Why do you think?”

“Someone’s sassy,” Phil remarked, giving Dan a wink. He grabbed Dan’s wrist and attempted to pull him between his legs, but Dan’s stern face convinced Phil to drop it.

“Grumpy too,” Phil said, turning over his bottom lip.

“That’s why I’m taking a bath,” Dan explained. His words came out slowly, as he attempted to feign calmness.

Phil rose from his chair and placed his hands on Dan’s shoulders. “I could join you.” 

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#i will commit murder over this fic #ficrec

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Japan!Phan + Instagram so far (updated ver)

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#get out. #phil

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#phan

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Praise Me

Summary: He knows this is a low blow, considering he has an unfair advantage of knowing what riles Dan up, but he does it anyway. He leans his head down so that he’s right next to Dan’s ear, and whispers softly, “why don’t you be a good boy for me, Dan?” In which Phil discovers that a much younger Dan from 2009 is in his flat. And has a thing for praise. (Pre)smut ensues. This is a 2009/2015 Phan AU.

Genre: pre-smut with a lot more fluff than I intended?

Warnings: pre-smut, nsfw, praise!kink, swearing, dirty talk, handjobs, blowjobs, dom!phil, flusteredmess!dan, ~10 year age difference (Phil is such a sugar daddy jfc), there is no sex here (yet)

Word Count: 6700~ (honestly wth I had one scene in mind and it turned into this behemoth)

I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO FINISH!! Hopefully my future stuff is posted more quickly!

*I want to send a huge thank you to the lovely dandongs for being so amazing and for giving me the courage to actually post this (I hope you like it!) and for giving me the inspiration for this story (x)

*and shout-out to my best friend who will not be named for editing it <3

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#good bye. #ficrec

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Hates me. Frickin’ hates me.

#i loved this shot look at the first gif #accidental model philip lester #phil

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y'all freaking out over the bed but the bathroom door was glass and transparent bye

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that video was honestly too much im in such a situation rn.

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it’s happening

#HOLY SHIT. #phan

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Puppy Power with Dan and Phil ◔◡◔

#THIS IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. END ME. #PHAN

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i have this idea for really really dirty phan smut but i don’t know if i am capable. i need to make some sacrifices to the smut gods before i try this.

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#phil lester is??? so??????? #phan

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context? what context?

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winning an attack on titan ‘cleaning eren’ figurine

#his laugh makes me tingle good bye #dan

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phil in the red jacket(*~▽~)

#bless #phil

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i loooooove dan’s hips i love them. end me

#k talks