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the midwest princess!

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Okey-Dokey

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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I miss u 20-24 episodes long seasons, I miss u openings mixed with season footage, i miss u weekly releases, I miss u person who videotaped the episodes I missed

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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Part 2 of 3. More amazing illustrations by Luisa Uribe. Miss Muriel Stacy!!!!

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Parents will ask you to disrupt the day plans you have meticulously planned out in your head on a whim and when you react even slightly negatively they will sigh and shake their head and blame you for always being a shut in

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After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

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the cast of derry girls deserves euphoria actors type of fame

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vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

#as an italian i would like to say that garlic doesn't belong in lasagna <3

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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

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The agenda got me

#let's fuckin gooooooo #fallout #fallout maximus #lucy maclean