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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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somebody: so what do u like to do for fun? :)

me, very used to being mocked for my interests: ha ha, i dunno, i don’t do anything. Ever

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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?

#yes #🐻

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Oh you’re tired?? Well i know a GREAT place to nap it’s called my chest with my arms holding you ever so gently yeah it’s got great reviews

#YIPPE #🐻

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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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FAT MUTUALS: Keep up the great work 👍

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here’s a link to operation olive branch, which provides aid to gazans who critically need to evacuate:

you can choose a family you want to send aid to, and click the link to send money. the spreadsheet also has bar graphs showing how much money each family is getting.

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request for dhole! (it won't be the last i draw butch4butch/t4t weres and many variations but loved having an excuse for today teeehee <3)

day 120

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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#worried husband

#I love him so much #gale dekarios #bg3

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have a yuriful day everypony 🙏

#YIPPEE

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#YIPPEEEEEE #it’s like a hot tub :3 #putting you in a geode #sparkly

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Kieran: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Mary-Beth: I would let you live in my little garden, water it regulary and plant some flowers around :)

Sean: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Karen: I would catch fish with your dumb wormy ass.