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do you have someone to clean after you? like, there is always so much fucking mess you guys leave when someone opens the box

It cleans up itself, honestly. What is coined term for it… Oh! Sacrokinesis. The manipulation of Flesh. The contents do eventually come back to us, either to be disposed or fed to whatever abomination needs feasting. However, we make sure no remains of our presence are left over since that goes against our whole operation.

Finally, an interesting ask. I was waiting for something like this.

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is the Lady single? can I take her out of a date? would she accept flowers if I sent her some?

-Danny

Danny, do you think a woman named Deep Throat would be interested to go on a date with you? After being called such a derogatory name primarily used by men to objectify women to mere sex toys?

I will let this sink in.

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Would you still fuck Patrick or do you not want Danny’s seconds

After what he said about me and my beauty, he can have fun staring at stupid business cards for 4 hours before having a temper tantrum that the font is in Times New Roman instead of Helvetica.

Also no, I don’t want Danny’s seconds. He can have him.

I am gorgeous and only dull people who drool over the color beige don’t see the wonders that my appearance exudes.

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Because it’s about time I finally assert myself as “Top Dog” around here. Think some of you need a little reminder.

I AM SO EXCITED FOR TODAYYY WOOOOO

TRICK OR TREAT TIMEEEEEE

also the annual kill count is gonna happen, we are not all together today so I feel like we are going to somehow exchange the numbers using the internet haha

I just hope I'm above Michael Myers, I feel like I have chance this year since he's splitting kills with Corey

-Danny

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I miiiight out beat you this year, Danny. Things have been SUPER busy for me. Not to mention that I didn’t have to move houses which costs such PRECIOUS time…

I AM SO EXCITED FOR TODAYYY WOOOOO

TRICK OR TREAT TIMEEEEEE

also the annual kill count is gonna happen, we are not all together today so I feel like we are going to somehow exchange the numbers using the internet haha

I just hope I'm above Michael Myers, I feel like I have chance this year since he's splitting kills with Corey

-Danny

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hey.. uh, question again

if I actually die, would I be a host? also if not can I like, idk, stay there with you, I don't want to just die

-Danny

A… Host?? Danny I don’t know what you’re talking about. Do you mean a “Ghost Host?” I am unsure what you mean.

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just talk to Freddy about it, you didn't threw anything out of the window

And how do YOU know that? Did you see how he left? He couldn’t even stand!!

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what is the ceneobite fraternization policy (time sensitive question)

That is private information that you obviously do not deserve to know.

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Okay. I need you two to sit down. And let’s talk through this. Okay? Okay. Great. Now Sit.

Hooks would latch onto their clothes and tug them down into the couch while he delicately sits between them with a clipboard and a pen. Also where did he get those glasses?

Now. Let’s start with why Otis did all those things that probably do deserve him to get maimed. Otis? Why did you do all those things?

Heyyy dad... so... you know how you can like. Remove peoples like.. parts?? But they like still. Dont die because eternal suffering or whatever? Can you do like. The opposite of that?? Like say, hypothetically, uh. Replace a missing eye??

- Puff

I…

The Cenobite sighs… in which it evolves into a guttural groan as his fist clenches and he stands up from his desk.

I can try. However, tell me how you manages to lose your eye.

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So you’re telling me. You’re now no longer engaged and you resorted to revenge for all of the things he did to you?

He looked at Otis. Waiting for his response. He cannot believe he is now a marriage counselor. When in the beginning he told Puff this was a terrible idea and also he never gave permission for them to wed them but of course who ever listen to Pinhead?

Heyyy dad... so... you know how you can like. Remove peoples like.. parts?? But they like still. Dont die because eternal suffering or whatever? Can you do like. The opposite of that?? Like say, hypothetically, uh. Replace a missing eye??

- Puff

I…

The Cenobite sighs… in which it evolves into a guttural groan as his fist clenches and he stands up from his desk.

I can try. However, tell me how you manages to lose your eye.

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Now. Let’s realize the problem of this situation…

I HAVEN’T GOTTEN WHAT STARTED THIS WHOLE ENTIRE THING!! So someone BETTER explain how this entire thing started or I am going to lose my MIND!

Heyyy dad... so... you know how you can like. Remove peoples like.. parts?? But they like still. Dont die because eternal suffering or whatever? Can you do like. The opposite of that?? Like say, hypothetically, uh. Replace a missing eye??

- Puff

I…

The Cenobite sighs… in which it evolves into a guttural groan as his fist clenches and he stands up from his desk.

I can try. However, tell me how you manages to lose your eye.

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you are acting like a teenage school girl who has a crush, get yourself together man

Oh it’s just SO easy. Isn’t it? Here am I, a Cenobite who has started to feel EMOTIONS once more, DEALING with them in the rawest way possible, trying to be more EMOTIVE but of COURSE it must be that I am simply needing to get myself together when I possibly threw a long-term friendship OUT THE WINDOW!!

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I despise you.

just don't start drinking again

I’m not going to start drinking again. That just happened once. I was severely upset when that happened. Never again.

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just don't start drinking again

I’m not going to start drinking again. That just happened once. I was severely upset when that happened. Never again.

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don't say that!! I am sure it's not as bad as you might think

You’re right.

It’s much much worse.

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I can’t believe I did that. I am a fucking fool. The biggest clown. The entire circus. Why did I think that was smooth, that was so stupid. What in the Leviathan’s name was I thinking????

He probably is disgusted with me. Repulsed. God… Dammit.

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He grabs the wrist of the Dream Demon, yanking him up off his feet and giving him a kiss on his burnt lips. His grip was tight, and the kiss was quick yet aggressive. He dropped Krueger back onto the ground with a huff and adjusted his glove.

A proper goodbye.

You bumbling idiot.

You forgot something back in my office.

- Pinhead

. . . I don't think I did, I have everything.. .

What is it?

-Freddy

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