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*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰

#I think about this post every single day of my life

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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a dinosaur? Nope to all of the above. This Fossil Friday, let’s talk about pterosaurs—the first animals after insects to evolve powered flight. Though they were related to dinosaurs, pterosaurs evolved on a separate branch of the reptile family tree. They ruled the skies for more than 150 million years, evolving into dozens of different species. Some were as small as a paper airplane while others, like Pteranodon pictured here in the Museum’s Hall of Late Dinosaurs circa 1940-1960, had a wingspan of more than 20 feet (6 m).

Photo: Image no. ptc-217 © AMNH Library #fossils #paleontology #dinosaurs #science #museum #amnh https://www.instagram.com/p/CpnOox-r0-w/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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SUCK GIFT!

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Mongula in episode 8 of Ultra Q, "Terror of the Sweet Honey."

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art by Edward Gorey (1963)

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AWOOOOOOO

#45 minutes into trying to get his ass and he gives you this look (through the bars blocking the way)

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AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

#CERTIFIED FREELANCE GLOWFLIES EXPERIENCE #this video so old I didn't even have the black gloop yet #salmon run #splatoon #splatoon 3

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majestic

#bloodborne #micolash #initially I made a version that was actually 3x taller but it was not in fact funnier

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ambiguity fans be like. perhaps

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The futuristic-looking 1938 Dymaxion is more boat than car

#let me in

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#Want.

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Robert McCall

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Andrew Holmes, 1979

#me tbh

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Popular Science Monthly, February 1918

#god i wish that were me