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if this ever becomes my top post i will sell both my kidneys

uh oh

UH OH

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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

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Nikola is being a tad funky

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The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

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LMAOOOOO

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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

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Do you hear that

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This is kind of a bop actually

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op? op are you ok

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going on a date tomorrow! 😀

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haha what.

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can you repeat that op

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op?

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op can you repeat that

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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

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Hi

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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

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why do you need skin

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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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is there wifi down here

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no

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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

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Oh. You.

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What. What does that mean

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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

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are you SERIOUS

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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

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my bad

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what lore is this

#what

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Just a little bit of trauma~ Just girly things~ *cries in corner*

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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to all my trans mascs:

who have many other gender identities

who identify as lesbian

who are nonbinary

who are binary

who are feminine

who are masculine

who don’t fit into the stereotypical idea of trans masc (eg. tons of masc traits and instead have fem traits)

who love being feminine

who love being masculine

who are androgynous

who are genderfluid

who are aspec

who are allosexual

who are bisexual

who are straight

who are poc

who are chubby

who are fat

who plan on transitioning/or have already done so

who don’t want to transition

who kept their birth names

who changed their names to something different than their birth name

who are neurodivergent

who are disabled

who are deaf/blind (was originally dead by accident but hey if ur transmasc and dead shoutout to u)

who are wheelchair users

who use canes

SHOUT OUT ALL TRANS MASC!!!

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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

#GOOD FOR CIS AND TRANS PEOPLE WHY DONT WE FUCKIG DO THIS

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idk waht to write for this one,

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Woah intro post

Good day! My name is Jasper, my pronouns are he/him, I'm fully grown (somewhere between 18 and 99, probably) and this is my horrible unserious blog that I made primarily to stalk my irl friends.

I'm a med student in Ireland, though I was born in Prague. I'm also a queer faggy werewolf dog thing. I'm adjacent to a lot of fandoms, but here it's mainly TMA/TMagP, House MD and Dunmeshi.

My asks and dms are always open so uh tell me your favourite dog breed or smth idk

What you will certainly see here:

General faggotry

IRL ramblings

Magnus content

Assorted canine posts

Čumblr

What you may occasionally see:

Slightly nsfw text posts

Non-suggestive nudity in art I reblog

My own art once in a blue moon

Posts under the therian tag

What you will NOT see:

Photos of me (except mayyybe art if I ever draw myself)

Explicit nsfw content

Non-silly discourse

Sh or suicide mentions

I do use the block button pretty liberally so dw about DNIs or anything, if I don't vibe with you then you won't see me lmao

I added a poll by accident 👍

#tea is disgusting #coffee is even worse #i drink apple juice like a fucking man

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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guys i'm going a little crazy with the art, i still have more

TAKE ALL MY HARVEY ART, TAKE IT ALL

(and this is harvey from stardew valley if anyone is still wondering 😭)

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WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!

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The thing about Elias Bouchard is that he IS the most annoying, frustrating, and evil characters in the pod but he is also MY little meow meow and I love him dearly.