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this too shall pass

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Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

#every day

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can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don't wear makeup

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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i think makeup can be artistic expression i also think sometimes people are lying about it being about artistic expression and would in fact be a lot happier if they had never been told they had to wear it

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Highplains whitetails feeding after dark (x)

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goddddd I just saw another post that was like "if you don't ship (male character) and (female character) you're lesbophobic." and the reason was like 1. People keep saying that shipping them is homophobic and it annoys op and op is a lesbian and 2. op hc the male character as transfemme. can people be fucking normal for 5 seconds

#you guys must be tranphobic then bc you're annoying the shit out of me specifically. grow up idiots

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#so my mom's cousin has been married to this guy for 13 years and i. love him #theyre a straight couple but he's so flamboyant and acts like an old queen #he does drag as well like!!!!!! i love him #and the cousin is pregnant and due any day now. so while we were talking about stayijg at the hospital he goes #oh well the dad can stay till 23pm. we better tell him! i cant wait to meet him finally!! #in the gayest voice he could. when i tell you i was crying laughing

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the way ryoko kui draws women...

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the way ryoko kui draws women...

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Pranking wunk

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[id a spotify playlist titled "kate bush threw a house party but there's too many people and now she's stressed" with three songs in it. the songs are "wow" by kate bush, "full house" by kate bush, and "get out of my house" by kate bush end id]

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they were having a cunt off

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case