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"can mutuals DM you?" Is this a joke, I'd rub up on some of them like a cat.

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TIL the two centers of the brain responsible for depression and anxiety respectively are both slightly bigger than each other, which explains a lot.

via reddit.com

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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Emergency Commissions

So my roommate got fired .... Again. My pay isn't terrible but it can't support 3 adults and pay the rent for a house that was planned for 3 incomes by itself. I'm doing what I can't to pinch everything that comes in and find some extra sources on top of it.

So that's where this post comes in. I'm opening up emergency commissions. I can generate cross stitch patterns, stitch pieces of varying sizes for physical products, and do sample stitching for other pattern makers. Because of the high variability with material cost/time based on complexity of the piece, estimates are difficult to give for physical products, but patterns start at $5 for up to 3" x 3" font work and go up from there. All is open to discussion based on the product and the budget of the customer.

My Kofi is also in my about if anyone wants to support me that way.

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ASFGHJKFHKL that is the fucking laziest, ugliest heart shape i’ve ever seen 😭💀

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"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

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people used to reply "hey op what the FUCK does this mean" whenever you posted anything even slightly zany but nowadays they just react with a picture of dracula flow

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the resurgence of female separatism will be the fucking death us

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oh me? well I'm the faggot America.

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"The 'stretchy dog test' might be a better test, rather than sending a biopsy."

- on diagnosing Ehlers-Danlos in dogs