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I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse

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That awful moment when you wake up.

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Same

im alive

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@people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun

why would u do that to your mouth

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aw that sucks :(

me as a professional therapist  (via done)

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my friend and i encountered this bun today… her name is snow white… i cannot believe… #blessed

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butholes

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I am literally in love with the fact I get to see how my little cousins interact even with a language barrier. On my mom’s side, I have a 3 year old little cousin who only speaks French, and on my dad’s side I have a 2 year old cousin who only speaks Spanish. When they play together it is so funny to see them blabber on and on to each other until one of them hears a word that sounds familiar and then they just repeat that word and nod like they’re totally connecting. Like today the one that speaks Spanish said “Venga a poner los pantalones en la muneca!” and the other heard “pantalones” and was just like “Oui, pantalon!” They’re best friends and it’s the cutest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

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this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

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this is so cute and makes me so happy

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When I walk into my house