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you are about to turn into a funny cartoon animal

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googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

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The missile is very tired

#thank you I love this #soundwave

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the "no spoiler culture", mainly perpetuated by the marvel cinematic universe, that pushes the idea that a story is only worth watching and telling if the audience knows absolutely nothing about it beforehand, has done irreparable damage to storytelling and how an audience interacts with the story. in this essay i will-

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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey

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they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)

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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

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Stop equipping every character with therapy speak and instead consider placing them somewhere on this chart

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“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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interesting how transmascs & transfems alike think losing weight is the answer to pass as our chosen gender.... almost as if fat people are never Truly afforded a passing gender regardless of trans status. as fat people we are never Truly seen as Men or Women. anyway fuck that notion & if u think u need to lose weight to pass that's the devil talking

#a conversation I’ve been having with myself for years regarding my transness #is how I never felt like my AGAB but I was also sized out of it and pushed out of clothes that reflected it #also fat bodies are androgynous as fuck - genuinely

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tbh the whole concept of cybersex from the 2000s to the mid 2010s was sooooo good. we need to bring that back it sounds so cool. no more "sexting" no more "send nudes" NO!!!! we're having cybersex. we're fucking through the computer. the computer should be an element of the sex itself, not just the convenient communication channel.