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“Come, you spirits

That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,

And fill me from the crown to the toe, top-full

Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood;

Stop up the access and passage to remorse,

That no compunctious visitings of nature

Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between

The effect and it. Come to my woman's breasts,

And take my milk for gall…” Lady Macbeth Act 1, Scene 5 of Macbeth.

#macbeth #lady Macbeth is one of my favorite literary characters of all time #the hustle #the crazy #what’s not to love

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Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

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The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

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james marsters deliberately playing spike in a more sympathetic way to avoid his character being killed off after season 2 so he could keep his job is so funny. guy was literally scheming his way into job security by turning a throwaway villain into emo boy audience bait and it WORKED. gotta say i respect the grind

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#if spike had social media #spike #buffy the vampire slayer

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"She was kinda like Cordelia, actually." (inspo)

#cordelia chase #glory #buffy the vampire slayer

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Preventative Health à la Letterkenny (S10E04)

#his mitt is right out #letterkenny #season 10

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Preventative Health à la Letterkenny (S10E04)

#Letterkenny #season 10

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one of my favorite letterkenny scenes for sooo many reasons but mostly because katy had JUST broken up with stewart the episode before this one

#it was like a tube of tennis balls hanging there #every one has to bear with my Letterkenny shit for the next month #just found out it’s ending #so now a round hyperfixation

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Letterkenny (s1, 2016)

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