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fantasising about getting him pregnant so that i can make him a single a mother

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I'll leave who they're looking at to your imagination

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a soldier a goth and a biker walk into a bar

#godddddd #take me out back and shoot me

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The purpose of Bhaal's dream visions - assuming you get the secret ending of Murder in Baldur's Gate where Bhaal makes a PC his Chosen* - are apparently: revealing secrets, giving advice that seems good but is actually just to lure you into dangerous situations where you have to kill people, and... taunting you. He's either bored or easily amused, I guess.

*Assuming you survive the initial frenzied murder rampage he sends you on.

#interesting

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mutuals let me in

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I’m an “I do not like children” person but not an “I hate children” person. I do not want a child. I do not particularly like being in the company of small children. I am not interested in babysitting. I do not think society’s view on procreating being necessary to fulfill one’s life is healthy. But I think kids are people too and they deserve all the resources, time and attention they need to successfully grow. I think the welfare of children is fundamental to society. I smile at babies in public. I try to be sympathetic if a child is having a meltdown in public. I think being cruel to children is one of the worst things a human can do.

This puts me in a strange middle ground because I absolutely cannot get along with the “I love babies, I need to have kids, my kids are my world, having children is sooo beautiful, the world should cater to children always” crowd or the “I think children are like disgusting little rats, I hate them, they’re subhuman” crowd.

#oh we exist guys! #i don't think kids are amazing but i want my own for selfish ass reasons and because i want to see what kind of people they are #but they are gonna suck lmao because parenting is hard #but that's also why i want in i want to be challenged i want to be better #but if someone was like i will never visit while they are young I'd be like fucking valid #come over after they are asleep we can have a drink #problem is I'm ALSO not going to yell that most of the time because the my children are my life people are fucking weird

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Moonlit rendezvous (pt 2 bcs I thought I was done with it then got carried away w colors)

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

#THE CORRECT MOVE JFC

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Finished my werewolf sketch-dump on Halloween, just getting around to posting. Point was to loosen up a bit and also push the body horror aspect. Kinda got a little addicted to the fur though. Didn't quite reach what I was aiming for so I may revisit this.

Shout out to @nataliehall, I did draw inspiration from your work. Just to say this is a sketch dump, I'm trying to push my limits in terms of design.

#:)

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No one asked for this, but here I am, delivering anyway 🤣 Pls enjoy this steamy Karlach in the wavemother’s robe!

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fuck it we bhaal

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#Option three

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i was clearing my screenshots folder and found these baudelaire quotes i meant to use as inspiration for emelin art. hell yeah

#oh these are so cool

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

#oh yes #and sometimes you'll think it's the second one and it's not #and you let things slide that you shouldn't

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse