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the great stalacpipe organ? yuri.

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the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now

#replonking for context for the below

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Not just ugly people have sex appeal too, not just normal schlubs have sex appeal too, but the people that fit the current standard(s) of beauty in a culture/subculture have exactly the same sex appeal potential as anyone else. Or, maybe to emphasize things differently: the ugly and the schlubs and the moms and grandpas and the grocery clerk down the way all have the exact same sex appeal potential as Rihanna or Viggo Mortensen or whatever celebrities fit that bill in your brain.

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”Free will is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it” is such a RAW line for Cas to say like whoever wrote that sentence needs a Nobel prize for literature

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HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

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🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.

Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.

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little girl.... big sandwich...

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I'll give you your little picture back if you show me you know how to fight.

KYLE GALLNER & KODI SMIT-MCPHEE Interrogation | 1.03 "Det. Dave Russell vs. Kim Decker"

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oh sarah if you scroll down on the dashboard now you too can experience them in the best order possible.

i've decide to join the infliction squad.

bestie you CANNOT post a hand kink post followed by two posts of really nice looking hands and then a third post of luke skywalker's severed hand blurrily falling to its doom, i've been jumpscared in my own dash

EVEN IF I THINK IT'S REALLY FUNNY???

My blog is IMMACULATE okay? It perfectly encapsulates who I am as a person if you hate the blog you hate the Sarah 😤

My only regret is that I didn't get to experience them in the same order you did lmao

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it used to be 2007 you know

#that was the year you what #what #what now #that was what year #hold on #no #absolutely not

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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

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My toxic trait is that I cannot conceive of people being born after the release of Jumanji. I am aware that there are many people in the world born after 1995 but the idea that this means that Jumanji was released before that birth date is not something I can accept. If you're ten years old then Jumanji was released nine years ago until you're out of my sight.