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Combee 🐝

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so. those eevee outbreaks.

#me too when the one sylveon i was babysitting decided to WHORE IT UP WITH MY OTHER POKEMON. #WHY DID YOU DO THAT SYLVIA. YOU WERENT EVEN MY POKEMON #and her trainer didnt want to help with the eggs so i got eevee swarmed 😭

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we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road

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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)

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GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION

THIS POST WORKS

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Always reblog Lucky Jirachi Post

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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean

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THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM

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if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact

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Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??

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I gained a net 0 amount of information from this post 😭

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need

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"this is my beautiful baby his name is #00FF0E"

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can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam

#naming the next shiny eevee i stumble upon 00ff0e out of spite #AND evolving her into an espeon #or joleton :( i want. a jokteon buddy again #i had a shiny joleton buddy as a kid. he and fluffy sparked my love of shinies and my passion for shiny care

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Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

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Hyper specific poll because I'm bored and high on caffeine

#local guy is late to a poll alart #more than one of thase though #ive wrestled a dragon type and won (it was geebole when she was a baby. no idea how she won. i cant even win now when she tries to LET ME) #and also i have pokemon in my care that would obliderate everyone if given the opportunity #one of those is carrion my espathra. then geebole if she gets too excited. and srgt and pissbaby will *absolutely* try. theyre both bastards #srgt water gunned my ass when i walked into my house like 20 minutes late once. #news flash fucko. me being sopping wet and cold now will NOT get you your dinner any faster

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dude

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huh.

so if my garchomp forces me into a hug is she trying to use bind on me and annihilate my existence or is she just saying she likes the poképoffs i gave her

Remember: Many Pokémon dislike hugs. This is not a problem with you, but a Pokémon that spent time in the wild will likely interpret that as an attempt to use Wrap or Bind, and will react with fear or confusion. Kisses are often also thought of as an attack- A prelude to Bite, or simply a use of Draining Kiss.

Do not take it as them not caring for you if they do not like such things. Find what ways to show affection your Pokémon can understand and reciprocate.

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#me when cirus accidentally blasts me wirh ice punch

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got youe whole ass just out, huh

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so apparently there are phobia for different Pokemon types witch i am not going to list, but now i'm just curious what people think is the most common type to have a phobia of?

i think bug and ghost are the most common mainstream fears. but the FUNNIEST one is definitely the fear of normal types

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My faouvirte gif. Imagine your spider waking you up

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How DO you walk an arcanine??

Put collar on Arcanine

Attach leash

Put on roller skates

Pray

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Emergency Commissions!

A friend who was offering to pay for a optometrist appointment lost their job and can't pay. I've put off getting new glasses for three years and my current pair is scratched almost beyond use, don't fit properly, and I've been getting migraines from having to wear them. I can't put this off any longer. I already had an appointment date set and confirmed before the news as well.

Paying for the appointment and my glasses will put me short for my rent so I'm opening full body commissions.

Sketch - $10

Lines - $15

Flat Color - $20

Additional Character - $15 Each

Will do: -Humans/humanoids -Anthro/animals -Monsters/aliens -Cartoon Show Characters & Live Action Characters -Some Gore (ask for examples)

Won’t do: -NSFW -Real World People -Robots

Additional Info:

-If you have a specific pose in mind, try to have a reference handy so I can get a good idea for it

-Payment will be through Paypal or Kofi

-Payment will be sent beforehand.

-Art may take up to two weeks for completion, you are allowed to ask for updates as long as I am not spammed

Contact me through my messages here or my email, [email protected]

#^ hie im putting this here 2 <3

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happy flat fuck friday