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EVE???????????? JOLENE??????? IM SO IN

#wynonna earp #wayhaught #nicole haught #waverly earp #doc holliday

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Me crawling out of the depths of tumblr to be glued to the earp tags

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#wynonna earp

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This.

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campaign 3 is so awesome because it's the first time that cr has taken true advantage of the fact that critters know exandria so well and used it against us. c3 works great without having seen other cr content, but i truly believe its best experienced by someone who's already spent hundreds of hours and multiple years living in exandria.

the concrete split between prime and betrayer deities, the ability to be brought back from death, the two moons, the existence of a pantheon- these are all treated like they're as fundamental to the world as gravity in c1 and c2. we see them as unchangable concepts because for the most part that's how theyre presented and it's how the people in exandria view them. but in c3, that changes. and its terrifying.

the gods can and have been killed, resurrection and healing magic can be prevented or completely shut off, the prime deities do wrong all the time, ruidus is the worlds best kept secret, we're not just observers of the story anymore: we're part it. matt is forcing the viewers out of the omnipotent observers position and flipping everything we thought we knew about the world on its head in order to show just how disorienting this information is and how deep the lies run. c3 is made to make you realize that nothing is solid and nothing is safe.

its incredible and such a unique experience that i really don't think many other storytellers or mediums could pull it off as well

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the year is 2056. Critical role is on it’s 11th campaign. Samuel Reigel drinks out of an 8 foot tall marble martini glass. He sets it down and unzips his jacket. His t shirt has a photo of Matthew Mercer’s birth certificate and social security card printed onto it. Matthew Mercer can only respond with a creepily realistic bottle sound of distress.

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Spicy-brained friends, I would like to propose an update to the very useful ‘if you hate everyone, eat, if everyone hates you, sleep, and if you hate yourself, shower’ mantra to live by

Have you suddenly become a petty, hateful little gremlin who thinks people should face the firing squad for (checks notes) leaving teabags on the counter, breathing loudly, or daring to exist in the same space as you? Perhaps mundane and reasonable requests like ‘hey, we agreed to hang out now, let’s hang out’ make you want to scream and move to a yurt in the woods.

You. Are. Overstimulated.

People talk a lot about being overstimulated, and the physical/mental effects of it. What I haven’t seen is people talking about what it does emotionally, and it took me an embarassingly long time to link up those nitpicky, resentful emotions with the state of overstimulation/meltdown/shutdown.

These feelings do not mean that you’re a bad person! They probably aren’t how you actually feel about the people around you. They probably do mean that your nervous system is at its absolute limit and any request/demand/stimulus is Too Much and taking you into fight or flight territory.

Go lie down in a dark room for an hour, or find somewhere safe and familiar to stim for a bit. If it’s happening a lot, schedule yourself regular low-stimulation shutdown time

Signed: someone who moved in with their nearest and dearest only to have a massive crisis of faith about Suddenly Hating All of Them. I don’t hate them, it’s just overstimulating living with people. If I can spare anyone else a similar 9 months of suspecting that they may actually be a bit of a shit person, then this post is worth it!

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Apocalypse-Free Puzzle Break

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The best part of this is Aabria is a KNOWN Imodna enthusiast let's see how she stirs shit up

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I saw this image and this is all I could think of

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Marisha only wore the Girls tank top for ten minutes but that and the backwards cap were all it took to summon Beauregard Lionett across campaigns.

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This week on Matt Mercer loves his wife

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"I take out pâté and I just kinda throw him like a rubber chicken"

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Everyone wants in on this

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Happy 5 year anniversary to the time Matt got locked in an urgent care bathroom

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It’s nice to know that no matter what happens on critical role episode 50 of campaign 3, it’s gonna be gay because marisha decided to show up like this:

This woman is ready to go!! and I thank her deeply for her service.

Marisha:

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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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Matron of Raven's Concepts