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RULES || VERSES ||

Indie Selective Low activity side RP blog for Kaido one of the emperors of the sea conquered by Rubi

21+ rper

OC/Crossover/Canon-Divergent friendly

Mature content warning: violence, gore, slavery,

Minors DNI

Follows back from main blog @rubi-rp-hub

#:Self Promo:

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If I were to revive this Uni blog... Recent chapters plus my angst loving heart has made me want to give some permanent lingering injury that sticks with him post defeat. He’s not dead, but the struggle of getting back on his feet when he reunites with the crew is on a whole nother level.

#:Out of Cloth: OOC #I'm very tempted you guys #and when I say injury I mean amputation #I just love giving my muses hell #but then them growing from it? delicious

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A shame I'm not active on Uni anymore rn because in Modern AU, Uni would absolutely support Law in getting lot's of fresh organs while masquerading as something else (Likely a male nurse at the hospital)

#Modern AU thoughts pierce even the hiatus #Back to resting Uni again tho

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ooooo Heart pirate lovers everywhere are gonna absolutely HATE the latest chapter and as a Eustass Kid fan I'll love to see it.

#//OOC #The one post I'm making before continuing my hiatus #Beware ye Heart pirate lovers and RPers #Heartbreak be upon thee

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Recent chaps have officially killed all desire to be here so... RIP Uni.

#:Out of Cloth:OOC #Hiatus will be extended significantly

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Just like with Kiddo, I'm going to be putting Uni out to pasture temporarily... Hopefully. I really haven't been vibing with Heart pirates shit lately so I'm not gonna make anyone hold their breathe and expect content here for awhile.

#:PSA: #This one has a chance of being more permanent too unfortunately

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#:Captain: Trafalgar Law #There is something unhinged abt this... #Love that for him tho

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sir this is my emotional support murderer

#:Pondering Bandanas: Musings #Uni @ Darter #Big time

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I add to my previous thought the concept that yes, Uni is brave enough to bonk Law on the head when his whore ass gets out of control.

Ikkaku too, ladies are not excepted from the horny jail bonk.

#:New Bandana Brands: Headcanons #pairing this with silly HC #These two hoes can't keep getting away with it!

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Sometimes I think of that silly *Bonk* go to horny jail meme and consider how that’d apply to Uni.

I can see him chilling at the bar with the boys with bo-staff in hand and the minute he sees one of the fellas getting led astray by some harpy he gives them a wake-up call in the form of one good bonk on the noggin.

#:New Bandana Brands: Headcanons #light headcanon tonight #I have so much muse tonight on multiple blogs what the fuck

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*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .

#:Pondering Bandanas: Musings #it be like that sometimes

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In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!    

@ikkaku-of-heart​ asked:  💞 What was your first time like and who was it with? (Saw in your tags that Uni wasn't a virgin before Fishman Island so now Ikkaku is curious as heck)

Uni breathed through his nose at this. Seemingly much more level-headed than he was when asked about his barrage of fishman island flings. Though he seemed a little too cool about it, almost stoic in the way he calmy took his next drink of the glass he had on hand.

“My first huh? Felt so long ago and when it did happen, I expected her to run off as soon as the bandana dropped.”

Which unfortunately was a truth and had become an expectation early on in his career as a pirate. Whenever Uni would have the luck of catching some womans eye more often than not the night would end with the girl in hysterics and Uni running back out to the Tang with his whole face covered.

“But surprising she stayed. Gently touched my scars and everything. Most people would just fuck and leave but my first felt special in that it seemed rather tender. A real shame too because it was good and I still can’t recall her name.”

#ikkaku-of-heart #:Interrogate The Urchin: Asks #:sinday: #Most of the other Hearts: ew intimacy! #Uni vc: please hold me #He can be a little touch starved at times

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In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!  

Anon asked:  💞 Did the other Heart Pirates give you sex advice? Whose advice most came in handy?

“I can usually count on a few of the boys trying to help a fellow bro bag a gal but if I had to point out any specific individuals, I’d say Ikkaku and Law are a good source of advice even indirectly.”

What can he say? The sheer hoe energy those two gave off would rub off on the most sexually inept person.

“Though out of both of them, I’d like to confide in Ikkaku more. Her advice is more something I can use and Law well, His is quite a bit higher on the ‘yikes’ scale.”

#:anon: #:Interrogate The Urchin: Asks #:sinday: #wonder what's with the question trend of Uni seeking out sex advice #my mans is not a virgin

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In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

Anon asked:💞Which fish lady taught you the most in the bedroom?

This particular question caused Uni to scoff half out of amusement and half out of insult. It made it sound like he had little to no bedroom experience in general when that was not true. Hopefully instead the asker meant by being taught more as in sex with mermaids/fish women.

“I will admit that at first, I had to be guided where to put my dick in. But when we really got goin’ I’d say the blur ring octopus lady was really into making sure I knew how to please her and her folks.”

A blush coated his ears then as he sunk further into his bandana, clearly recalling just what he and that women got up to in particular, and with an audience no less. Something he’d never thought he’d consider arousing in the least before.

“She really knew how to put those tentacles of hers to use I’ll tell ya that much.”

#:anon: #:Interrogate The Urchin: Asks #:sinday: #More fishman island hoeing around lore

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In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

#:sinday: #Last reblog for the night folks

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In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

@ikkaku-of-heart​ asked:  💞 How many different types of mermaids/fishwomen did you bang during our Fishman Island stay?

As flustered as this question made him, Uni had been sure to take a generous dose of liquid courage so that he’d be as honest as possible despite the nerves he felt.

Lifting up both hands, Uni silently counted out the different types of fish women he had been with on the island and quickly found himself out of fingers when all 10 were splayed out.

“Uhhhhh, I’m not sure of the exact number but it was definitely over ten if you can believe that. Most notable ‘types’ were an octopi mermaid with tentacles based off a blue ring octopus. Another was a nurse shark funny enough but then it really got blurry from there, sorry.”

#ikkaku-of-heart #:Interrogate The Urchin: Asks #:sinday: #he was a whore for a day/night #he had the fishy rizz

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In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

#:sinday: #Feel free to make Uni give deets about his wild fishman island flings