pollys-bnb

[pollys-bnb]

@omori-food-administration gave us an ultimatum for the mafia arc. End it by the end of the year. Since I do not think that is feasible, I have decided to work on writing the last stretch of it as a fic that will be posted on all my OFA blogs. Anyone is free to help me and give input. Or tell me to stop

#mod post #mafia arc

[pollys-bnb]

I have proof that batman doesn't pay his taxes

"'... Who always pays their taxes?' 'Not Batman.'"

- The Lego Batman Movie

That's LEGO Batman. Not comic Batman. Or BTAS Batman. Or The Batman Batman. Or Live Action Batman

#Late Halloween post #mafia arc #omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

If polly = batman

And batman = doesn't pay his taxes

Therefore,

Polly = doesn't pay her taxes

Batman pays taxes!

#late Halloween post #omori food administration #mafia arc

[pollys-bnb]

Computer! Activate Nanobot costume!

Thanks. Now I can beat the traitor AND dress up for Halloween!

#mafia arc #omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

Polly could afford to live in California yet she chooses to stay in Faraway

Actually does polly dodge her taxes?

Like, write-off things that do or don't apply because the government is to lazy to check?

I pay my taxes!

#omori food administration #mafia arc

[pollys-bnb]

Polly how much do you get paid again

$100 an hour

#mafia arc #omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

Polly are you going to help fight snaley?

What will you do?

COMPUTER! ACTIVATE DEFENSE MODE!

[DEFINITELY NOT THE BATMOBILE turns into a giant robot, like a TRANSFORMER, except it's a pilotable mecha. POLLY floats to the cockpit and enters]

This should do the trick!

#omori food administration #mafia arc #I need a determined sprite...

[pollys-bnb]

If you say so...

Hi again Polly so like..... I'm back from my vacation and uh...

Yeah you can see what happened...

- @rowans-archery-cave

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM!?

#mafia arc #omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

Head to the BnB. Tell Isabelle you need to see my base. She'll take you there and give you some cybernetic arms

Hi again Polly so like..... I'm back from my vacation and uh...

Yeah you can see what happened...

- @rowans-archery-cave

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM!?

#mafia arc #omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

Hi again Polly so like..... I'm back from my vacation and uh...

Yeah you can see what happened...

- @rowans-archery-cave

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM!?

#mafia arc #omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

YOU BITCH

-@rowans-archery-cave

Have fun~ I'll be back after the world is saved!

#omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

I'm using my boyfriends phone actually

-@rowans-archery-cave

Computer! Trace Call! And tell me the phone's owner!

[THE COMPUTER in the DEFINITELY NOT THE BATMOBILE gives POLLY the info]

#omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

Uhhhhhh

Walkie Talkie

-@rowans-archery-cave

...

#omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

WAIT SHIT

YOU HAVE MY PHONE I THINK-

-@rowans-archery-cave

Then...how are you talking to me?

#omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

I'm not telling you!

-@rowans-archery-cave

But it's a guy named uh... Kairo....

I'll find out eventually~

#omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

Hey Polly I'm dating now

-@rowans-archery-cave

[POLLY picks up the COMMUNICATOR]

Really! Whose the lucky girl? Or boy? Or non binary person?

#omori food administration

[pollys-bnb]

Did Basil ever say he hated you? I don't remember that.

He...he tried to get away from me...

#mafia arc #omori food administration