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@petervintonjr Froggie!
Voigt asks to Share and Round Frog kindly agrees!
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In sober truth, I think the world would be a better place if we had a GOOD pussyology class. Hell, a good dickology class, too!
Let's actually learn how parts work even if we don't have 'em, by Blind Io!
when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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I love it when someone is like "You have to respect the controversy and give due consideration to both positions" but like one position is something like "I think the world is governed by observable laws we can test through repeatable experiments" and the other position is like "Here are some items of secret wisdom which a ghost revealed to me in a dream"
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happy glorious 25th of may
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I'm a genXer.
I sew, so YES, I have an ironing board I use.
I have a dress shirt I am wearing right now that got ironed because it started life as a man's shirt, and I tailored it to fit my body. You have to iron the darts or it looks sloppy.
I will be unlikely to iron it again, however, because it was made of a fabric that doesn't much wrinkle.
I rarely iron clothes outside of a sewing context. It's usually unnecessary.
if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
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And no, you don't have miracle voice control over your dog without a LOT of drill, people.
Most people seriously overestimate how well their dog is trained and what that dog's limits are.
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YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE
This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.
Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.
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Robin Hood
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Public education dollars were never meant for privatized corporate charter schools or Christian Academies. Period.
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Something about the idea that voting for president only matters if you live in a swing state, and that all the people in blue states or red states can indulge themselves in principled nonparticipation because the outcomes are preordained, strikes me as akin to playing with fire.
Is it really coherent to say "both sides are awful, write in Mickey Mouse or burn your ballot or just stay home and get drunk, unless you live in Pennsylvania, in which case maybe consider taking one for the team and compromising yourself by voting for the lesser evil?" Is that really the message that will lead to a preferable outcome?
What it sounds like to me is a sign that 1) you take your local electorate for granted, and 2) you see avoiding the worst case scenario as somebody else's problem.
I remember when Florida was a swing state. I also remember when Pennsylvania wasn't.
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Sleep
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🌌✨To Boldly Go✨🌌
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This piece of shit murderer pulled the trigger, but every Republican who has ever encouraged violence had their hand on his gun.
The domestic terrorists who live in the Fox News Cinematic Universe are so terrified, angry, and out of control, I fear this is only the beginning.
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Honestly? The red bleeding adds to the effect in my mind, what with the source material and all?
Why WOULDN'T a BLADE quote BLEED?
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those who follow me on instagram have seen this already, but check out one of these latest commissions
ID: Calligraphy done in a blackletter hand using dark red ink. There is a scrolling vinework border and a drop capital with emphasis on spiky red shapes. The text reads "Some Motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
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