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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
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I went outside to the real world and there was nuance. it was fucking terrifying stay safe y'all
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im not caught up but BUCK IS BI AND IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
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You find yourself stuck in an elevator with your icon and your username. How happy are you?
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i have barely been on here for the last year but 911 is back and buddie is on some gay shit so IM BACK BABY
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i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA
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"your evil dad is sending a secret agent to mpreg you so he can sell your ass baby for profit at his human trafficking auction" <- real actual plot point on thai prime time tv
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ep 1 is free on youtube
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im finally watching pitbabe and its tail spinning me into a mental breakdown like what do you MEAN this is an actual television show with sponsors that actual people are watching???
who explained to the milk and toothpaste people what an omega is
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they should invent sleeping that makes you less tired
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Babe wake up, new way of discussing work with your colleague just dropped
THE SIGN (2023) EP. 8
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