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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

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There is only one taskmaster. Agree?

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alex & greg as various images i have saved on my phone

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Please enjoy Mike Wozniak committing terrifyingly hard to nodding as quickly as he can at Alex's original Edinburgh Fringe version of Taskmaster.

Footage (sadly very incomplete but still fun to see) here.

#taskmaster #mike wozniak #alex horne

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nmj is so fucking stupid because im sitting at work, heart racing, all because alex said tim was on a tv show with pudsey

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watching my friend play disco elysium. really liked the homeless coutre

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it is my firm belief that trent would go on the traitors and that man would win

#trent crimm #i take it back trent (faithful) makes it to the final #ted shocks everyone (but beard) that hes the traitor and he wins #ted then shares the money with trent

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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Nothing quite like pregaming a sober event because you hate the ppl youre seeing lol

#the event in question? midnight mass #the person? god #tbh the whole familys doing it

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the autopsy team in every hannibal episode:

will graham:

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i cannot stress how insane it was for me to finish Disco Elysium (it look me a year), sobbing while reading the credits and realising KYLE FUCKIN SIMMONS plays Morell

#if i ever see him in public it'll be “omg youre kyle right... i love you in disco elysium....bastille? idk what that is”