postapocalyptic-cryptic
“the red alert person”
Mikey | 21 | she/her | problematic | real life robot in disguise | ao3 @postapocalyptic_cryptic | no minors
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Tee shirt that says “I’m psychotic not stupid”
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I wanna go rollerblading so bad but it’s dark out and I’m drunk :/
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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
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I love to get drunk and experience various songs
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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I’m always so happy when my teenage students are cringe. It’s a key part of their development.
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Hello hello how about a new zine 👀
Just like last time, we're planning to run a free digital Transformers fanzine! There's a few good themes here and we want to know which we should choose. Help us pick the most interesting topic:
Titles are subject to change but the themes themselves will stay!
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happy 3rd birthday to...
Juno Goes to the Big House by Sorry Mom (@sorrymomband)!!
tracklist: i fucked yr mom - awesome party, dude! - 2006 - officer, that's not mine! - like a body
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Robot with a human sexual partner installing a series of increasingly outlandish 3D-printed genital apparati with semi-randomised erogenous responses, then making the human figure out how to get them off while subject to various arbitrary challenge conditions and ranking their performance like a speedrunning leaderboard.
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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