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“I take you for good man, as always.

I was on a last minute camping trip with my brother, it was exhausting as I’m sure you can imagine. My brother is such a city boy.”

-sits on your lap and squishes you cheeks- Did you miss me while I was gone? I missed you.

Hey hey little lady. You were gone? [ he’s teasing ]

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“You’re teasing me aren’t you? You wound me sir, truly.”

-sits on your lap and squishes you cheeks- Did you miss me while I was gone? I missed you.

Hey hey little lady. You were gone? [ he’s teasing ]

#-insulted Canadian noises

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         ✯ – She’s made of σ U T є R S P α ¢ є

                               |||| And her lips are like the GALAXY’S edge ||||

&& her kiss the ¢σℓøUя of a constellation f a l l i n g into PLACE – ✯

#self promo

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Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.

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“I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the fireside and simply look on. Life was meant to be lived. Curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.”

#eisendame #I had SO much fun doing this #I hope you like it! #ooc

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 "While we try to teach our children all about life, Our children teach us what life is all about."

#fortroughs #ahhh this turned out way better than I hoped for #I hope you like it! #ooc

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Hehehehehe, whoops?

Hello again, everybody! Turtle here to say that I am so stinking sorry! Like I said I’d only be on a mini haitus but then it turned to be an actual haitus and what did I do to say anything?

Nothing!

And to be perfectly honest I feel pretty crappy about that, because I love all of you so much and it was rather unfair of me to completely disappear without a word to anyone.

Soooooo.....as an offer of apology and something to get me back in the swing of things I going to be making aesthetic collages for whoever likes this post.

(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

#ooc #turtle talks

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Mini Hiatus

Hey guys, Turtle here!

So today I started a brand new job and I’m really really liking it. However because it’s a brand new job, I’m still kinda adjusting to it,  I’m going to be a bit slower in replies and writing than usual until I feel more confident with my schedule and recover quicker to my work pace.

I’ll still be pretty active but better safe than sorry.

#turtle talks #job job job #I did good! #ooc

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[ leans in to kiss her cheek. maybe it was a dare. maybe he did it on his own accord. we don't know ]

Madeline made a small pleased noise at the back of her throat, cheeks now a very bright red as she covered her face to hide her wide smile. To say she was both flattered and thrilled by the kiss was an understatement.

#nulwintig #that goose in the background always cracks me up

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pourlamourdetous Look at what you did

#{ All according to plan ;3c}

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“We should sue their parents for spawning a human turd burger.”

Madeline couldn’t help but give a quite laugh before cringing as the back of her seat was once again kicked by said ‘turd burger.’ This was why the Canadian hated flying with a burning passion, but no her brother had insisted that she come visit.

She had opened her mouth, ready to retort to the Brazilian woman with something clever or funny but the child had kicked again and Madeline had been caught unaware and jolted forward and slammed her head against the tv installed in the back of the  seat in front of her.

“Son of a bitch!”

Looking horrified, she quickly covered her mouth with her hands.

#floramarelo #your Brazil is so preeeetty

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Love? Love fades away. But things… Things are forever.

“How cruel a life must you lead to believe something as terrible as that. Love is everlasting, romantic or platonic. And if it does fade away then it was never truly love.”

#cordial-intentions #she's a true romantic

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“ what i hear when i’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me. ”

“Then why do you never listen? Do we need to yell louder, because golly do I have some news for you.”

#spctsnaz

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PARKS && RECS MEME (P1.)

“Just hit a fire hydrant, but I survived. #unbreakable”

“Can I help you move? I’m really good at it! Afterwards I can take the cardboard boxes and use it for breakdancing.”

“I can’t use my GPS, but I figured it out. I just drove around in circles until I saw something familiar.”

“Anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!”

“You look like Encyclopedia Brown.”

“As your self-appointed emotional guardian, it is my duty to love and support you.”

“The original title of this was: A Lively Fisting.”

“I really like you, and I was wondering if you wanted to get a cup of coffee sometime.”

“IF you had gone to Hogwarts Academy, which house do you think you’d be in?”

“I really need this party to go well, which is why I’m stress eating gummy penises.”

“Well, four years of work down the drain and I have a penis on my head.”

“I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.”

“Please put your pants back on.”

“ Love? Love fades away. But things … Things are forever.”

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

“We’re just friends. He’s like the gayest person I’ve ever met, but I make out with him when I’m drunk sometimes.”

“Earlier, I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.”

“One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”

“Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy’s motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs.”

“ I AM NOT CRYING, OK? I’M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!”

“That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.”

“ I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.”

“I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.”

“I’d like to say something. You are a wonderful person. Your friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.”

“But think how much better our friendship would be if we added…doin’ it.”

“I just opened a can of whoop ass on myself!”

“Your/My nickname around the office is Softypants Mchuggable.”

“Let’s cut the bull, alright? You want this. I definitely want this. T.H. wants this. Let’s seal this devil’s threeway right here, right now.”

“We should sue their parents for spawning a human turd burger.”

“I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.”

“Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”

“Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.”

“I typed in your symptoms here and it says you might have… network connectivity problems.”

“One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again.”

“ I call noodles long-ass rice. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks…food rakes.”

“I feel great. I ran 5K this morning. No, no I didn’t. I threw up in the shower.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.”

“Catching the number 12 bus to Satan’s butthole?”

“Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.”

“One time my refrigerator stopped working and I had no idea what do to! I just moved.”

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❕ random

                                      5. A prison jumpsuit

                                            She had been prepping herself the entire car ride to the prison that no matter what, she would not cry. She couldn’t afford to be a blubbering mess the first day there, she just couldn’t. It would end up being too much and she would implode from anxiety and self-pity.          

The first day had kinda been a blur, Madeline had been stripped of all her things, including but not limited to her very small dignity, shoved into a very ugly jumpsuit and then shoved in the wild wild kingdom that was enclosed in the cinder block they called prison. It was of course one of the few times in her entire existence that Maddie was suddenly thankful for the ability to be all but invisible. She had gotten nothing more than a few side glances and a grunt before she became nothing more than well…nothing to the other inmates, which the 19 year old was thankful for.

And the next few days had been…well not easy but it was easier to manage than it might have been had she been a girl that attracted attention.

Then out of nowhere, Madeline met her. Anya Braginskaya.

Well, maybe met was a bit of a stretch, it was more like get shoved and hazardously fall in her lap, than an actual howdy do. But none the less Madeline was shocked into silence.

This was woman was not only incredibly tall but her eyes were stunning. However that wasn’t what caught Madeline’s attention but what did was what the Russian wearing.

It was an average orange jumpsuit just like anybody else, hell it wasn’t even that she looked good in it, because in all honesty nobody did. But Anya…worked it exceedingly well, like a she bear and her luxurious pelt.

                                                      “Oh.”

Madeline cringed at her own voice, she sounded far more smitten that wanted to admit.

#rozovyysneg #outfit meme #V:?? #This sounds like a pretty fun thread #:3c

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All Madeline does is give is smile, head tilted and eyes closed as they take off, letting the wind fly through her hair and swish the bottom of her dress around her feet.

She’s laughing loudly, face scrunched up with delight as she gripped the handlebars for dear life. Not a care in the world as she reopens her eyes and looks around her, taking in the sights and sounds with a bright smile.

“Go faster, I want to feel the adrenaline!”

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Madeline’s face was starting to resemble a very red and very bright looking tomato as she directed a pleased grin towards the ground to hide her flush. It was unusual to have someone talk to her this way, her siblings usually on the receiving end up of such compliments instead of her.

But it was none the less incredibly pleasing.

However once she hears the little bell ring, her head goes snapping up, a more concerned look on her face.

“ I must warn you that if you drop me, I will cry.”

She warned playfully, hopping on the handlebars with a surprising grace.

“Oh come on, sweetheart, do you have any idea how long I’ve been riding a bike? And to be honest, I’ve had many others ride on my bike up front. No worries. I promise there will be no dropped maple.”

She’d get no opportunity to cry as he laughs and pushes off, standing up on the pedals to see around her (which is entirely too easy, considering her size, and down the bike lane they go to his nice canal house four blocks north.

“Just hang on, alright? And don’t mind the Dutch swears coming from back here. People can’t ride bikes for shit when they’re tourists.” 

So many tourists too.

#{ No shush forever and always}

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you're precious

That’s so sweet, thank you so much!!!!!!!!

#nulwintig #{ I lurve you #thank you so much!!}