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Honestly thinking of rewriting PLL seasons 6/7 where
1. A is intimidating and not cringy
2. Has legit motivation
3. A is not CeCe but she is still there and is treated respectfully and is played by an actual trans woman
4. No characters disappear for no reason
5. There are actual answers
6. Bi!Mona and Pan!Hanna
7. Emison rising and being a power couple
8. POC and LGBT characters are not just murdered for *shock value*
9. More actual answers
10. The parents exist
11. Hanna and Caleb not being to reduced to the mess of characters they are now
12. No Spoby and Haleb post-time jump as they understand their high-school relationships wouldn’t last
13. Sara Harvey not being played by Dre Davis and not a wasted character
14. No wasted characters
15. Even more answers
16. WREN AND NOEL BEING PRESENT
17. Jaria developing post-time jump leaving any chance of Ezria in the dust
18. Ezra actually receiving consequences for stalking and having a relationship with a minor (also he and Aria won’t date while he’s a teacher, and don’t have sex at the end of season 2 bcos it was romanticised as heck in the show when it was actually statutory rape)
19. Dark!Aria arc
20. DID I MENTION THE ENDLESS ANSWERS????
I’m sure I can think of more but this is all I can come up with at the moment. It’s actually so tempting to retcon the entirety of the last two seasons. I legit will.
So in (1) episode Jyrus dies , Juffy became an actual thing, Ham decideds he wants to see the world instead of stay in Shadyside and do hot yoga, and Jandi is still a THING!?…
TERRI IF YOU DONT EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT DAMN NOW!
What Tyrus and Jyrus shippers can agree on: that was a really really shitty way of finally bringing up Cyrus’s sexuality again. We all deserved actual closure with Disney’s first gay storyline.
Watch Buffy talk about her crush on Jonah when Cyrus couldn’t
Watch Mack Chat talk about Buffy’s crush on Jonah when they didn’t with Cyrus’
Watch Buffy’s storyline not be dropped as soon as it was picked up like they did with Cyrus’
Watch Andi back down from Jonah now that Buffy likes him when she didn’t with Cyrus
Watch Buffy and Andi talk about their feelings together and laugh about how they have a crush on the same guy like Cyrus wanted to do but never got to
Watch the AM writers completely fuck over all of they lgbt+ viewers that we’re excited to see themselves on tv
Watch the AM writers completely mess with all the kids who could finally have a way to understand how they feel by showing them that their straight friends feelings go first
Watch the AM writers completely erase Buffy’s character for a storyline that no one wanted
Watch this show that had so much potential fail to do what they have been trying to do since episode one by falling into the hell hole that is Disney
Jyrus. Muffy. Ambi.
Long ago, the three nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Tyrus Nation attacked.
Only the Avatar, Marty from the party, master of all three elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
My crush on Jonah… it’s gone. […] I can’t say exactly when it ended, today is when I realized it. […] It was my first crush, I don’t know how they work.
[old man voice] you kids think the tyrus vs jyrus vs jandi vs wandi shipwars are bad? I lived through the dumpster fire that was the iCarly fandom, I saw the creddie vs seddie shipwars, I was part of it. I’ve seen things, horrible things. [stares pensively into the distance] those were dark times