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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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April 27th is International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day! My comic Crow time is pretty much stuffed to the brim with crows, so it's a good way to celebrate these goth little dudes.

READ CROW TIME!

OR GET PLUSH GOTH BOI?? WOW!

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#guava #peach #mango #not in that order its hard to order them #pineapple is also really good after a filling meal though

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people

Odysseus:

Odysseus:

Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me

#my poor Odysseus #im so sorry #they are called the fates for a reason