princeultimate

[princeultimate]

My forgetfulness rewards me remembering to do shit.

Remembered to bring rain coat = tenner I forgot about ages ago.

Remembered to unpack bag that’s been on my floor for ages = packet of crisps inside.

I gotta keep forgetting shit this is great.

#dumbass

[princeultimate]

If I had a nickel every time my mum gave me pride themed footwear after coming out, I have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice 

#lgbt #footwear #mother #it’s cute thank you and I’ll wear them forever

[princeultimate]

Thank you Florida for testing your emergency alert system at 4:47 am I definitely wasn’t sleeping or anything. I love the panic of being woken up by that super loud alarm definitely didn’t think there was a fire or anything.

Maybe shouldn’t of had my phone so close to my face…

[princeultimate]

u rule!!

[princeultimate]

"why are people who do cool things always so weird"

i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird

[princeultimate]

IM SO SAD I READ THE POST WRONG I WOULD NEVER THEY ARE MY HOMIES

[princeultimate]

buppy dying in a glue trap A lil doodle i did as a warm up on stream!

[princeultimate]

anyway

[princeultimate]

[princeultimate]

it really isn't a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in it

its fine if they're 8-bit we can work with that just put them in there we'll take it from there.

[princeultimate]

[princeultimate]

you just got bananad

[princeultimate]

real and true

[princeultimate]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[princeultimate]

Compilation of tumblr users getting upset at decoy videos/posts/links:

Keep reading

[princeultimate]

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

[princeultimate]

vanilla extract