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hypocrite count: 3

sleep count: 0

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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The urge to bother my mutuals

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?

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goldrose thesis statement

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I’m sorry but Joe Goldberg dismembering a body while watching a soccer (football) game as Cardi B’s ‘I like it’ plays in the background is sincerely top tier content. Amazing

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"You" really went "We could be only the second show in the American film industry to explore murder husbands(and go in more depth than Hannibal got to) OR we could do the hundredth tired and offensive portrayal of dissociative identity disorder" and chose the latter.

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so my girl Love Quinn gets killed for being as crazy & awful as Joe but boring Kate who gave kids cancer gets to live happily with Joe????

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joe starting the season with making a joke about nadia and edward killing eachother and ending it with framing her for his murder joseph you are a SICK man

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say what you want ab you season 4 but seeing joe at his peak of insanity was one of the best parts of the entire series.

it finally let viewers see him from an actual victim’s pov, such as nadia, and he was absolutely ruthless and horrifying, unlike the weirdly charming joe we’re used to.

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"You're full fat, extra sugar, deep-fried fucking insane, Joe Goldberg" is the best line I've ever seen in this entire series

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I love how everyone called Joe and Rhys Hannigram coded but they actually turned out to be Tyler and Edward…

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you spoiler!!

Kate: this is my boyfriend Jonathan (Joe) and this is Jonathan's boyfriend Rhys (imaginary)

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every time joe and rhys interact

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Nothing is funnier than Joe funneling every evil part of himself into a hallucination of a British politician.