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professional-june-bug · 5 months
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If you had to kill one of your dads which would you kill? 
And you can’t skip the question you have to choose one of them
Pater. No questions asked.
Then we could eat his share of olives every night AND I would get the Roman Empire
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professional-june-bug · 5 months
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*gives Julia an empty two liter soda bottle that’s her size*
go feral child of chaos
*She immediately picks it up and bonks Nick over the head with it*
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professional-june-bug · 5 months
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Umi:
WOUND YOU RATHER BE HUMAN AGAIN BUT NEVER SEE YOUR DADS AGAIN OR HAVE YOUR DADS BE HUMAN BUT THEY NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
Ada: Umi!
… but we ARE human..
.. right?
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professional-june-bug · 6 months
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Hello Julia!
What is your favorite activities to do with each of your fathers?
Is there ANY favorite activity to do with either of them…? We cannot do anything together because they are gross the entire time!
Otherwise, Pater is my inside-pater and Pa is my outside-pater.
I like going to senate meetings with Pater and throwing things at senators that have bad ideas. But he said I am not allowed to keep doing that. Cyrus gave me a bunch of tacks to put on their seats though so I’ll be doing that! But the senate is kind of boring so I like it when he teaches me how to fight and when we play war more instead.
Pa lets me run outside and catch frogs. And we get all muddy riding his horsie into the woods. Sometimes he takes me to put NyQuil in Nicky’s coffee too and we steal giant olives to take to Papa. And he makes me a toy horsies with just a knife and wood! But he talks about maps too much.
…. you cannot really swap them around though. Pater’s allergies act up in the mud and the trees and Pa gets restless if he stays inside.
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professional-june-bug · 7 months
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ADMIN: Apologies for the previous post. Admin is a dumbass and thought this was just a weird ask to their main account
jj what’s your favourite hairstyle
Whatever Peter Colt has going on!
Also I love my own hair ever since I got a “butterfly cut”. It’s grown back more tho.
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professional-june-bug · 7 months
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jj what’s your favourite hairstyle
Whatever Peter Colt has going on!
Also I love my own hair ever since I got a “butterfly cut”. It’s grown back more tho.
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professional-june-bug · 7 months
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Julia would you like a gun like your pa's guns?
yes!
But I am not allowed to have one! Papa said no
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Howdy. I was wondering if you wanted to roleplay with me? If so I have an oc, his name is Clay Wilson Smith. The info for him is on my blog
Sorry if this is awkward or something, or there's spelling errors, I have dyslexia, so forgive me
Admin: Sure! My replies are slow, and may eventually just cut off. I’m busy! 💜✨
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Julia, what place did you say you come from?
Ahk 𓋹
Rooooome! But if we are getting specific I come from the short and angry marriage of Augustus and Scribonia!!! ... ... Or do you mean the et-see-dot of com? It is a mysterious place, Pa claims it is what created me. I do not understand how so.
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Hey Jules, it's Christina! We just got some new Roman exhibits in. do you want to come see and you can help us decorate? we need an expert opinion
Yes I do! Can you please carry me tho? Thats a long long ways.
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Okay...
*Larry bends down to Julia, giving her a smile. Even with the week worth of sleep, he still seems a little down.*
Hi Julia, long time no see!
Where’d you go?!
*She lifts her hands up*
I missed you! Are you okay?! Ahkmenrah gave me a crown to start my empire see!
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I am glad you are back now! Promise not to go again?
*Larry bends down to Julia, giving her a smile. Even with the week worth of sleep, he still seems a little down.*
Hi Julia, long time no see!
Where’d you go?!
*She lifts her hands up*
I missed you! Are you okay?! Ahkmenrah gave me a crown to start my empire see!
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I stole it from his stuff! He made me give it back...
Promise you will not leave that long again? Ever?
*Larry bends down to Julia, giving her a smile. Even with the week worth of sleep, he still seems a little down.*
Hi Julia, long time no see!
Where’d you go?!
*She lifts her hands up*
I missed you! Are you okay?! Ahkmenrah gave me a crown to start my empire see!
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Will you be okay now? Pick me up Mr. Gigantor! Do not go away again!
Also, Pa talked to me. Because I stole his gun. He just wanted it back….
*Larry bends down to Julia, giving her a smile. Even with the week worth of sleep, he still seems a little down.*
Hi Julia, long time no see!
Where’d you go?!
*She lifts her hands up*
I missed you! Are you okay?! Ahkmenrah gave me a crown to start my empire see!
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*Larry bends down to Julia, giving her a smile. Even with the week worth of sleep, he still seems a little down.*
Hi Julia, long time no see!
Where’d you go?!
*She lifts her hands up*
I missed you! Are you okay?! Ahkmenrah gave me a crown to start my empire see!
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*She eats the olives like she’s never eaten before*
We love olive trees and use olive oil on our bread. It’s one of the biggest parts of our diet! And they are my favorite.
Julia, you know how you are starting an empire of your own? Well I have made you a crown to celebrate.
*places a tiny crown made of gold tin foil on your head carefully*
Ahk 𓋹
*She gasps*
THANK YOU! My crown is fancier than yours now!!! I could even take down Egypt!
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Yes! Snack please! What snacks?! Olives?! Fig newtons?!
Julia, you know how you are starting an empire of your own? Well I have made you a crown to celebrate.
*places a tiny crown made of gold tin foil on your head carefully*
Ahk 𓋹
*She gasps*
THANK YOU! My crown is fancier than yours now!!! I could even take down Egypt!
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