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take simps groupchat (from my 'the scariest future' book on wattpad)

Emma made a group chat

Emma added 20+ people

Emma changed the group name into "simps 🤩"

Mikey: HELLO EVERYONE

Draken: Emma what's this?

Mitsuya: I see there are 20+ people here

Chifuyu: what simp, we simp for no one

Baji: HELLO

Kazutora: oh baji can spell

Baji: HAU R YUO

Kazutora: I take that back.

Mikey: not the period 💀

Emma: hello everyone!

(seen by 6 people)

Emma: oh wow, seeners.

Emma: anyways, this is a gc for simps!

Mikey: we simp for no one 😀

Takemichi: Hi everyone!

Mikey: TAKEMICCHI HELLO

Draken: Hi Takemicchi :)

Mitsuya: Takemicchi, I need you to come over tomorrow for measurements

Baji: mesurmets por wgat👀

Mitsuya: measurements for his uniform 🤡

Chifuyu: *measurements for what

Kazutora: he did not-

Mikey: THE AUTOCORRECT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Baji: SGUT UQ

Mitsuya: tf did he say

Chifuyu: *shut up

Draken: I love how chifuyu just corrects what he says

Shinichiro is online

Shinichiro is typing...

Shinichiro: why am I here

Emma: hello brother!

Shinichiro: hello emma <3

Izana: motherfuckers

Izana: wait-

Shinichiro: 😀

Mikey: and I oop-

Izana: before I go...

Izana: ʰᶦ ᵗᵃᵏᵉᵐᶦᶜᶜʰᶦ ᶦ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ

Izana: bye I'm going to heaven

Izana is offline

Shinichiro: you're not going anywhere izana

Takemichi: Izana-san...?

Draken: the power shinichiro-kun holds 🤡

Shinichiro is offline

Shinichiro is online

Shinichiro: has anyone seen wakasa?

Draken: no

Mitsuya: ^

Mikey: ^

Chifuyu: ^

Baji: hau du yuo do tgat

Kazutora: correct your spelling first before anyone tells you

Kazutora: ^

Baji: HEI

Shinichiro: alright thanks, tell me if you find him hehe

Shinichiro is offline

Mikey: Even a 'hey' you can't even spell

Baji: Ijk i Taipou

Draken: tf

Takemichi: Baji I recommend you use autocorrect or prediction words ^^

Baji: uu tgankz

Kazutora: when baji texts, it's like we're talking to an alien

(Draken, Mitsuya, Mikey, Chifuyu, Takemichi, and Emma reacted 😭 to your message)

Baji: SGUP OP

Chifuyu: partner's right, you need it

Mikey: wait...

Draken: what mikey

Mikey: how did aniki enter the chat if he's dead?

Draken: ...

Mitsuya: is this gc haunted

Shinichiro is online

Shinichiro: tf i'm not dead 😭

Shinichiro is offline

Mikey: welp that was an answer

Kazutora: hey draken I found something

Draken: what

Kazutora sent an attachment

Draken: YOU BANANA BITCH

Kazutora: oh wait here's for baji

Kazutora sent an attachment

Mikey: ✨p4Lm0Liv3 n4tVrAls✨

Mitsuya: Check na check 🧚‍♀️

Chifuyu: bangong Palmolive ✨

Takemichi: not the commercial 😭

Draken: hey banana I got something for you

Draken sent an attachment

Mikey: BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

Baji: NAH JIT CRAZY

Chifuyu: HAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAH

(Mitsuya, Emma, and Takemichi reacted 😂 to your attachment)

Emma: anw, why are the only ones online????

Draken: call the others then

Emma: ooh good idea

Emma: I HAVE A PIC OF TAKEMICCHI IN A MAID OUTFIT

Takemichi: E-emma?

everyone is online

everyone is typing...

Hanma: where???

Inui: pm. now. emma.

Koko: ¥2 million, for the picture 💸

Mikey: I'm your brother, emma, give it. 😘

Izana: hello emma, i'll do anything you want, just give me that picture 😿

Sanzu: send, you know my number

Emma: are you done?

Hina: Emma!!! I'm your best friend, right??? 😢give me

Mitsuya: hi emma 🥰

Hakkai: ...

Yuzuha: emma :( i'm your best friend too :((

Mitsuya: yuzuha-

Kazutora: eMotIoNaL dAmAgE ⛓🌹🤡

Senju: GIVE ME GIVE ME 🤩

Rindou: HI, HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED FOR THAT?

Ran: what my younger brother said ^

Angry: ...ʰᶦ

Smiley: 😀 hi emma

Benkei, Takeomi, and Wakasa are online

Benkei: why am I here?

Takeomi: you are freaking out because of a picture...? 😮

Wakasa: i love the drama 🍿🥤🎉

Takeomi: like you didn't react the same when I told you that shin wore a maid outfit 😚 (shin's top though, don't get me wrong)

Benkei: OH EXPOSED

Wakasa is offline

Benkei: he did not 💀

Takeomi: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Benkei: I'll stay for a while, I like where this is going 🍿

Takeomi: same 🥤🍿

Wakasa is online

Takeomi: Wakasa~ <3

Wakasa is offline

Tekemichi: he just wanted to watch ;-;

Takeomi: hi kid

Benkei: hello ^^

Takemichi: hi!

Emma: alright! everybody's here!

Emma changed the nicknames for everyone

MEESKA MUSKA MICKEY MOUSE (Mikey): EMMA WHY

BANANA (Kazutora) sent an attachment

MY EGG <3 (Draken): kazutora just sending memes is hilarious

MY EGG <3 (Draken): emma I love that you called me yours but the egg 💀

BANANA (Kazutora) sent an attachment

MEESKA MUSKA MICKEY MOUSE (Mikey): BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH

PANTINE (Keisuke): AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

PANTINE (keisuke): weyt...EMMAAAAA

SUNSHINE (Chifuyu): I like my name uWu

BANANA (Kazutora): not the uwu 💀

MY EGG <3 (Draken): Kazutora you're a menace to society

BANANA (Kazutora): why thank you 💃💃

THE EGG'S BFF (Mitsuya):  emma pls no

GAY (Hakkai): 🏳‍🌈

BARBIE WITH KEN'S BODY (Haru): Emma-

YOU OWE ME 100 YEN (Izana): Y'all are menaces to society...

YOU OWE ME 100 YEN (Izana): oh shit I forgot-

Emma: Izana-nii...

YOU OWE ME 100 YEN (Izana): bye I'm gonna water some rivers

YOU OWE ME 100 YEN (Izana) is offline

BABY SUNSHINE OF THE WHOLE WORLD (Takemichi): at least mine's alright...

BANANA (Kazutora) sent an attachment

MEESKA MUSKA MICKEY MOUSE (Mikey): DAYUM

(20+ people took a screenshot)

BABY SUNSHINE OF THE WHOLE WORLD (Takemichi): you did not 😃

EVERYONE: THANK YOU EMMA

Emma: you're welcome <3

Emma: now, I'm gonna go and bye takemichi more costumes, bye ^^

Emma is offline

PEACHY BESTIE (Hina): I wish she buys a virgin sweater...

EVERYBODY : /*PANICS.

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Me explaining to TOH/FNAF fans Hunter and Michael's similarities and how Hunter and Belos are one big FNAF reference

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I like the sound of that. Hunter Deamonne Noceda.

Why does is have to be Hunter Deamonne vs Hunter Noceda?

Why cant Hunter have both lol? Why can't Hunter have a mom, (Camilla) AND dad, (Darius)? God knows he deserves both

He goes to the human realm to stay with Camila for human holidays and for Cosmic Frontier book club meetings. He ADORES Camila's cooking. Her home is warm and bring him nothing but comfort thinking about all the months he spent there, being the happiest he had ever been. Luz said he was family, and family is ALWAYS welcome at Camila's.

He stays in the Demon Realm with Darius of course. He improves his sewing skills and is just as good as sewing as he is carving. He talks to Darius about Wild Magic for HOURS. Darius teaches Hunter ALL the self care. Darius (and Eber) was the only adult in the Demon Realm that actually encouraged Hunter to be young and to continue learning.

It took the love from BOTH of them to give Hunter the courage to tell Belos off, and to finally be himself.

(Also Camila and Darius def have each other's phone numbers, someone probably worked out how to have service across the dimensiona or something. Camila makes sure Darius is FEEDING the poor boy right. Darius makes sure Hunter is getting enough SLEEP. And they DEF fight over who gets to have Hunter on the weekends.)

At least to me, he's now

Hunter Deamonne Noceda

Let him have ALL THE PARENTS. GIVE MY SON ALL THE PARENTS HE DESERVES

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Mirror - Mirror

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#kiribaku hell yea ❤🤣 and ma boi disapproves bakudeku like it's nothing

clifford chapin said kacchako and kiribaku rights and im here for it

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The Boku No Hero Academia Season 3 Vol. 6 Drama CD is about Kaminari tagging along with Bakugou & Kirishima after they ran off at the start of the Provisional License Exam’s first test. Here’s the audio + translation! Enjoy~

Kirishima: Sup, Kirishima Eijirou here! We students of Class A are here to undergo the Provisional License Exam. For the first test, as Midoriya said, it’s a first come first served basis where you pass as long as you can get to the finish line, so there’s no need to fight other classmates. Because of that, he said we should move as a class in its entirety, well, that’s what he said but…Bakugou just went off by himself, so I had no choice but to follow him as well.

Kirishima: Hey, wait up, Bakugou! Hey! I said wait up!

*grabs Bakugou*

Bakugou: Huh? Just why exactly do I need to wait for YOU, Shitty Hair!?

Kirishima: I told you to not go about so carelessly! We might get ambushed by students from other schools!

Bakugou: Then if that happens, all I gotta do is just blast them away with my explosions! If you don’t want to get caught, then let go of me!

*pushes him away*

Kirishima: Bakugou!!

Kaminari: Hey, Kirishima!!

Kirishima: Kaminari? Why are you here?

Kaminari: I saw you guys just ran off at the start of the exam, so I was thinking, “Just where are they going?” Then when I chased after you guys, I noticed that all our other classmates disappeared too, so I was like, “I guess I just gotta follow you and Bakugou instead…”

Kirishima: What the heck? Well, it’s all good. Working in a team of three instead of two will increase our chances of clearing this test!

Kaminari: All right then, let’s do this!

Kirishima: Just try not to electrocute us.

Kaminari: You don’t need to worry about that! Check out this new costume of mine! Hatsume-san and Power Loader from the Support Class made this for me! There’s some new functions too!

Kirishima: New functions?

Kaminari: To put it simply, I can freely use as much electricity as I want!

Kirishima: Freely? That’s amazing!

Kaminari: I know right!? It’s gonna be a new me! Call me the New Kaminari!

Kirishima: But if you use too much power, you’ll just say “Ueee, ueee!”

Kaminari: I’m not zapping everything in sight anymore, so I can control the amount of electricity I emit! The New Kaminari is not going to do the “Uee uee” anymore!

Kirishima: Woahhhh then it’ll be a good fit with my hardening and Bakugou’s explosions! It might go something like this!

*Kirishima imagines a scenario*

Kirishima: The enemy is coming! I’ll use my hardening to shield you guys. While I’m doing that, Bakugou and Kaminari, you guys go on the offense!

Bakugou: All right, got it! I’ll throw my explosions from the right. Kaminari, I’m counting on you to take the left!

Kaminari: Sure— YOU’RE COUNTING ON ME!?

*end of imagined scenario*

Kirishima: Yeah, it’ll be something like that!

Kaminari: Hmm, that’s indeed quite marvelous teamwork, Kirishima-kun. But you see…the Bakugou in your imagination, do you really think he’ll say “All right, got it!” SO NICELY!? And do you REALLY think he would say to me “I’m counting on you to take the left!” !??

Kirishima: I guess he wouldn’t…

Kaminari: Obviously he wouldn’t! If we’re thinking about this realistically, then it’ll go like this.

*Kaminari imagines a scenario*

Kirishima: The enemy is coming!! I’ll use my hardening to shield you—

Bakugou: GET OUT OF THE WAY, SHITTY HAIR! I’M GOING TO BLAST THOSE EXTRAS WITH MY EXPLOSIONS! DIEEE!!!!!!!

*explodes*

Kaminari: It’ll go something like that.

Kirishima: Yeah, you’re right.

Kaminari: Besides, it’s pretty much impossible to have Bakugou cooperate with us.

Bakugou: Just what exactly are you saying is impossible, dunce face!?

Kaminari: Well you haven’t done it yet, so! And can you at least call me by my name?? Or KamiDen for short.

Bakugou: I don’t even care about that! What I’m saying is that there’s NOTHING impossible that I can’t do!

Kirishima: Okay then Bakugou, can you actually work with us on a team?

Bakugou: OF COURSE I CAN!

Kaminari: OH REALLY? How exactly?

*Bakugou imagines a scenario*

Bakugou: Those extras will all of a sudden chase after us. I blast them to pieces with my explosions. You guys will watch from the sidelines. Once the enemies are down, you hit them with the ball and we pass the first exam! IT’S FREAKING EASY!!!

Kirishima: NO, IT’S TOO EASY!!

Kaminari: AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN TEAMING UP WITH US! YOU’LL JUST BE FIGHTING ALONE!

Bakugou: Well you guys would get caught in my explosion, so making you stand on the sidelines is teamwork!

Kaminari: There must be a better way of working together.

Kirishima: Yeah! What if there’s a bunch of enemies, and they run away before the smoke clears from your explosions?

Bakugou: They won’t run away!!!

Kaminari: How about that bridge over there? What if your explosions causes it to break, and it falls on us?

Bakugou: That won’t happen either!

Kaminari: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

Bakugou: Listen up. I’m going to surpass All Might and be the Number One Hero! You think this stupid Provisional License Exam is even a match for me?

Kaminari: Bakugou, you have way too much pride.

Kirishima: Well, I understand what Bakugou is feeling. We’re aiming to be pros, right? Not just pro-heroes, but an ideal hero! In order to do this, we need to pass the Provisional License Exam with flying colors!

Kaminari: So the Provisional License Exam is just a rites of passage or something?

Kirishima: Bakugou probably thinks that, right?

Bakugou: Obviously!

Kaminari: Ughhh, gross. You’re both way too ambitious. Don’t bring me into this. Man, I shouldn’t have followed you guys after all.

Kirishima: Then why the heck did you follow us, Kaminari?

Kaminari: I told you already! You guys just ran off so I felt lonely and followed!

Bakugou: Then don’t bother us, you piece of crap!

Kaminari: Why do you have to call me names like that!?

Kirishima: Come on, Bakugou! I told you to stop that! We have to work together with the three of us.

Bakugou: I’d rather not.

Kirishima: I told you to cut it out!

*whoosh*

Kirishima: Watch out!

*pushes Bakugou*

Kirishima: What is this!?

Kaminari: Kirishima!!

Kirishima: Damnit, let go of me!! Ahh!!

Kaminari: Kirishima became a meatball!? That guy over there…his uniform…he’s from Shiketsu Academy!

Bakugou: So you’re the guy who did this? I’m going to kill you!

Kaminari: Watch episode 55 to see what happens next to the Class A students!

Bakugou: WHAT THE!? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO!?

—

T/N: The KiriBaku + Kaminari was cute in this drama CD. Also, I just can’t get over the fact that Kirishima imagines Bakugou as a super nice guy in his imagination…I bet his version of Bakugou looks something like the BNHA Smash Comics short about Bakugou getting hit with a bishonen quirk LOL

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I probably watched Princess Mononoke 5 times in the span of two weeks and couldn't stop imagining San and Ashitaka as Porco and Reiner. It suits them perfectly, especially with how feral Porco is. 🔥

Porco Galliard & Reiner Braun // Attack on Titan + Princess Mononoke

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haven't posted in a long while. been having artblocks thanks to work 😞 . #porcogalliard #reinerbraun #zekeyeager #falcogrice #gabibraun #arminarlert #mikasaackerman #attackontitan #shingekinokyojin https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ2T11Rh1QG/?utm_medium=tumblr

#porcogalliard #reinerbraun #zekeyeager #falcogrice #gabibraun #arminarlert #mikasaackerman #attackontitan #shingekinokyojin

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:) . #zekeyeager #arminarlert #mikasaackerman #attackontitan #shingekinokyojin https://www.instagram.com/p/CZkDP5dvjBR/?utm_medium=tumblr

#zekeyeager #arminarlert #mikasaackerman #attackontitan #shingekinokyojin

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how I pictured pokkopikku children would look like 😆.. their son would OBVIOUSLY named Marcel. I can't think of their daughter's name yet

#porco galliard #shingeki no kyoujin fanart #attack on titan #pieck finger #pokkopikku #pokkopiku

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finally my first drawing of these two boys together

#ShingekiNoKyojin #marcelgalliard #porcogalliard #進撃の巨人 #マルセルガリアード #ポルコガリアード https://t.co/twkqhbzBaz

#shingeki no kyoujin fanart #porco galliard #marcel galliard

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I just realized I haven't drawn Marcel like at all. ok I did draw him once but that's for a friend so now I draw him for me :3

Also this is College AU, he died at the age of 17

#marcel galliard #attack on titan #porco galliard #shingeki no kyoujin fanart #berwick

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY POKKO !!!!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆

feat the Warriors in College AU

#porco galliard #pieck finger #reiner braun #zeke yeager #bertholdt hoover #annie leonhart #attack on titan #shingeki no kyoujin fanart

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#shingeki no kyoujin fanart #porco galliard #reiner braun #pieck finger #annie leonhart #attack on titan

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post test

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Reblog if you're an Ejen Ali fan.

Because, who doesn’t want to know about the chronicle of a 12-year-old child got synced with a kinda-normal-gadget…

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By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat