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5 Movies You Should Watch

thanks @tadpole-apocalypse for tagging me, my friend that loves deep cut cinema and films in general, because it definitely wasn't a trap laid for me, who has shit taste in movies.

which you know. ass.

But whatever, I'll own it. Here are 5 movies I like that I think you should watch. Don't make fun of me. Or I'll cry.

Might as well get it out of the way. My favorite movie.

It's Raul Julia's last performance, and he chews the scenery with wild abandon, which is my most compelling argument to watch it. Everybody's in this damn movie, including Kylie Minogue and Ming Na Wen, but they all take a backseat to Jean Claude Van Damme's utterly baffling line delivery and inexplicable accent. They could have just...not made Guile American for the movie, but they still did.

And I am so glad they did.

If you haven't seen this already just see it. The picture should convince you because well, Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing women (and men) is a win for bisexuals everywhere. But this movie is funny, deeply messed up, and enjoyable every time.

Once again, objectively as a movie, maybe not the best. It's a romance, though, and romances always get a bad wrap. It also is deeply messed up and enjoyable every time. Is it problematic BDSM rep? Sure. But it's still a fun watch.

My favorite teen movie ever, bar none. I'll still watch a teen movie if it's good. This one is. Liv Tyler, Ethan Embry, Robin Tunney (i also fucking adore The Craft), and ofc one cannot forget Debi Mazar. Dumb kids being dumb kids trying to save a record store. Good soundtrack.

Kate Beckinsdale's in a corset and there's vampires. (It was never confirmed that this is the prequel to the Underworld movies but in my head it is.)

ummm, would anyone like to do this? I'll tag @iridescentnuances and also tag @vspin just for peer pressure, and anyone else who would like to do this! IDK who will even see this on a saturday, lol.

#memey things #thea talks

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

#talkin about vanyel in 2024

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this image is slaughtering me

#I love Jennifer Slopez so much

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Made coconut oil this time instead of butter for my edibles. I decided to just lean into the coconut flavor, and made some chocolate chip mini-cookies. It came out really well! The coconut has a much milder cannabis flavor (which is surprising because I was stupid and didn't melt the oil before measuring it, lol, so it's stronger than usual) which is really nice.

I think I might try to use some of the coconut oil to make little mini mounds bars. A nice change of pace from cookies.

Incidentally, the cereal bar experiment was a dud. They worked fine, but since the fat was mixed into the marshmallow, then stirred into the cereal, all the cannabis flavor was aggressively on the outside. First thing to touch your tongue.

Not great. But that's okay! Not everything has to work.

That's why we experiment.

#the flower was still kind of crunchy? #since coconut oil doesn't have added water like butter #but the chemicals still infused into the fat #which is all that matters #but I was alarmed at first #lol #thea cooks

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~ Crab Vessel with Double Spout.

Place of origin: Colombia, Calima Region

Period: Ilama Period

Date: 1500 B.C.-A.D. 100

Medium: Ceramics

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A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

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Fanfic Friday- 5/3

decided I'm not going to stress myself this week since I have a lot going on, and just make fanfic friday a celebration of headcanons and hidden Deep Thea Cuts.

#fanfic friday #polls #thea talks

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@jessicapendragon

Photos by rikunow on twitter

#snooze

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hircine (Elder Scrolls)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Female Nord Character(s) (Elder Scrolls), Original Female Nord Character(s) (Elder Scrolls), Hircine (Elder Scrolls) Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, Hunters & Hunting, Rituals, Rough Sex, Rough Kissing, Mating Bites, Mating Rituals, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Outdoor Sex, Size Kink, Graphic Description Series: Part 1 of The Huntsman and the Wolf-Eyed Witch Summary:

Ronja, newly-homeless hunter is left wandering the mountains in the wake of Helgen's destruction, injured and starving.

Kidnapped by witches of her acquaintance who prey upon her vulnerability, Ronja is nearly sacrificed to the Daedric Prince of the Hunt, the Huntsman Hircine himself. But in a twist of fate, the Hunter frees her and bids her run. She's injured, malnourished, and the one who hunts her is a dark god- there's no hope of escape.

Ronja only has one chance for survival: to make the hunt as pleasing to the Huntsman as possible, by any means necessary.

#Fanfic Friday #digging this up out of the vault #I haven't thought about Skyrim in a while so I haven't been inclined to write any more but #one day perhaps #Nord OC x Hircine #Skyrim fanfic #yes it's just smut

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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

#everybody making their cool guys!!!

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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

#ilu Final Pam

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Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

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people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

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actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.