Slurs
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It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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puppygirl wants me to leash her and say a bunch of specific stuff while having sex but i grew up on a ranch in arkansas so I pretty much just let her fuck off and do her own thing until i feel like wandering around in the woods in which case it's her job to get bit by snakes first
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everything should just get better immediately and forever
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nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them
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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”
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gonna wait for the rain to hit and go seep. goodnight <3
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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
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*open mouth kissing little Caesar with my hand up his toga*
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-me, a liar
fuck it, I’m staying up tonight to write
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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if u ever see something of mine and go "hmm... that's cringe" i'll have u know this is how i spent half my childhood
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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