there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival
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happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction
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i miss the real gun emoji so much
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mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!
fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡
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Academic Seated Male Nude. 19th.century. French School. sanguine on paper. http://hadrian6.tumblr.com
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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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meowmeow returns
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