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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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Fucked up how Marsh had the nickname Ironeyes before he became an Inquisitor.

#mistborn #it is WILD that branderson did this

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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

#8 teaspoons

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So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

#hah good advice #I leave the voting booth and discuss with everyone I know the difficult decision of who we put last and why #americans should have that joy #but since you don't this is the next best thing

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capybara

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MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

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murderbot bookmark design :)

#murderbot

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some body once told me the rick was gonna roll me

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Damn it, the Year of Sanderson boxes are available again, but not the individual items.

I don't want the whole box, just the bookends.

#postage will be expensive enough if I could just get the one item #and I simply do not want the other stuff in the box

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"Good men don't become legends," he said quietly.

"Good men don't need to become legends." She opened her eyes, looking up at him. "They just do what's right anyway."

The Well of Ascension - Brandon Sanderson

#mistborn

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This questions is tearing down my household, plz help...

#I Know aliens exist #in a 'the universe is massive beyond comprehension' kind of way #see life exist here on earth so I know its possible #so it will be somewhere else

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THE MANDALORIAN CHAPTER 8: REDEMPTION

#the mandalorian

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PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR

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Holy shit… please…take this quiz…

#21/30 #but every time I was like that HAS to be a drug and then it was an elf #It made me wheeze laugh #so I'm reblogging