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Nighttime Activities

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pick up ur wet cat please :/

he puts water everywhere

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#aaaaa

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There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#aww #angel babies

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Despite having super vampire powers, Astarion hiding in a bush while he stalks his ex is funny to me ok

#your Tav is so beautiful #anyway #your Tav is our Tav now #Astarion #Ascended Astarion

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My wizard and her dashing rogue. <3

I have all three of these done now. Time to hand them to my hubby and see when he can make me that mini folding screen decor thing I wanted. hmmm, I just realized her eyes were closed in all 3? oh well.

#your Tav is our Tav now #Astarion

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The Devil's Garden 🌹 🩸 will he paint them red?

#Astarion #this is so haunting but beautiful

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shadowheart: so what should we expect in vampire dens

astarion: vampires lol

shadowheart: awesome. you should be executed

#Shadowheart #Astarion

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

#kek

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love my smoother-than-average brained lover

#Astarion #he brings me such joy your honour

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He needs some new clothes asap

#rolan #oh my good gravy

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they moved wyll to the center for good pr

#the crossover I didn’t expect

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Rolan in suit, newet patreon reward

#OKAY #I'M SITTING #Rolan

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can i exist without a headache please 😭

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