When you can’t look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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If you think you have a cool new question for Christianity which is going to tear this shit wide open and prove it's false I promise you some random person already fully addressed the issue six hundred years ago and came up with four arguments for your point and proceeded to debunk them.
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FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY
america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste
canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior
united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine
france: McDo Ortolan Bunting
italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil
brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain
russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered
germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst
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I have questions about shaving
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There was never a period of time in which women did not work
The idea that, in older ways of life or more traditional forms of community, women did not work is a malicious myth
Women have always worked and contributed to the development of our communities
Domestic work is still work
In more agrarian-dependent areas, working on the family farm, in whatever capacity they can, is implicitly expected of women
Child care is still work
The work women have done over the centuries is important even if they didn’t make money off of it
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My brother-in-law and his family, of an equal size as mine, want to come stay for a week the month before I am due. I'm trying to figure out whose worldview is more unreasonable. Am I supposed to be able to function at normal person hosting capacity at 35 weeks pregnant?? Is that a thing y'all are doing???
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when i was little i thought it was stupid that sims had a meter for how much they liked their environment, while as an adult i'll clean some part of my house and later feel the bar going up when i walk by it
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The best genre of family portrait is and will always be Husband With Multiple Kids Making Come Hither Eyes At His Wife
Barbara Krafft, Die Familie Anton von Marx 1803
Marie-Geneviève Bouliard,Monsieur Olive & family 1791
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We had a patient last night who was a textbook case of electrolytes imbalance as a result of nausea and vomiting. And I didn’t say this to the patient because I didn’t think they’d appreciate it, but it’s kinda great when the way you are so so sick is like exactly like the textbooks say it’ll be. Like not good that you’re having sudden new onset muscle weakness and tingling, but buddy this is gonna get sorted out with an efficiency you won’t believe. We fixed like 85% of the stuff wrong with this patient by midnight and we marveled the whole time about how this patient was seemingly concocted in a lab so I could walk my trainee through a highly manageable crisis
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wish women’s fitness was more about boosting our energy and getting our bones and joints ready for our old age and getting strong enough to punch men and less about losing weight while getting a bigger ass
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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