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You're a real veteran I salute you 🫡

Guys Chansaw is officially at 7/11 fics 😭😭

#389 fics is crazy #we're at like double that now

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Guys Chansaw is officially at 7/11 fics 😭😭

#heathers #chansaw #shitposting #heather chandler #veronica sawyer

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE HEADS UP

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

#reblogs #anti ai #art #scrunchie draws

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Bestie I just realized that literally half the Mark and Friends works on ao3 are by you 😭😭

There are a total of 8 maf works on ao3 and 5 of them are made by me 🥰🥰

Proud 2 be the most Normalest Guy about maf <33

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people who leave comments on AO3 I LOVE YOU

#reblogs

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More (Movie) Heathers Headcanons but it's their habits!

Heather Chandler:

She always carries a mint tin.

Tucks a strand of hair behind her ear when she's annoyed.

Taps her foot when she gets impatient while waiting.

She always wears a signature piece of jewelry to either flaunt her family's wealth or the fact she's at the top of Westerberg's social hierarchy.

Starts every morning before school with tea.

Organizes every thing she has— her books? They're all alphabetically in order on her bookshelf. Her tea? They're all in order by what type of tea they are.

Heather Duke:

She bites her nails when she's nervous.

Bites her lip when she's thinking about things really deeply.

Twirls her hair when she's anxious.

Hums softly to herself when stressed.

Crosses her arms to her chest when annoyed.

She either sighs or rubs her forehead when she's frustrated with something.

Heather McNamara:

If she has a pen and she's thinking about things more than she usually would, she's going to click it repeatedly.

Taps her fingers on things (usually and specifically desks) when she's distracted by something.

Doodles on her notebooks during class when she's bored.

Always has a pack of gum with her for relaxation or fun.

She doesn't notice it but she intertwines her hands together whenever she's talking to someone.

She taps her foot when she's waiting but unlike Chandler, it's usually when whatever she's waiting for is exciting (a date with Kurt or Ram perhaps).

Veronica Sawyer:

She starts every morning before school with a cup of coffee (Chandler tells her it's the reason why she always looks terrible in the morning).

She's a night owl who stays up late at night writing in her diary.

Carries her diary and pen with her everywhere— Girl's washroom? She still has it with her even there! Needed or not.

She may or may not know about it but she has the tendency to clench her fists when she's annoyed.

She shakes a bit when she's mad.

She walks around in circles - back and forth - when she's thinking about things deeply.

#reblogs #heathers #yess i love these

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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

#reblogs #saving for later

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Shoutout to the dedicated cheerleaders of wips who comment on each chapter and motivate the poor fic writer to keep going you are crucial to the ecosystem

#reblogs #i love u all

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“the new mean girls movie was bad blah blah blah”

okay, valid, but pretend you’re a lesbian and then watch it again and get back to me

#reblogs

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My name is Regina George….

#reblogs #renee rapp #mean girls #i love her sm

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Also is anyone still in the heathers fandom??

(Is it even still alive 😭)

#reblogs #yes we're alive #just very small #great work! #heathers

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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

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I love you aroace ppl live your best lives out there ❤️❤️

A list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, by an aroace person:

- Do not romantic our platonic. We will not hesitate to smash a rock into your skull.

- Do not piss us off. We're all attached by invisible walkie-talkies. It's like roaches--if there's one, there's definitely another one nearby.

- Do not say things like 'when you're married' or 'when you meet that special person'. Trust me, coming to terms with an aroace identity in a romance-centered world is not a fun, quirky choice.

- Do not assume that we don't like seeing romance/sex in the media. I'm aroace and one of my favourite genres is romance.

- WE ARE LGBTQIA+. Doesn't matter if we're cis, heterosexual but aromantic or heteroromantic but asexual or any other combination of all the various shades of aspec, WE COUNT AS QUEER PEOPLE.

- Do not equate being aroace or on the aspectrum to being celibate. It's not the same thing. Being aroace is not a choice.

- Being aroace does not mean we're all lonely or sad. Eating garlic bread is scientifically shown to boost your serotonin levels (don't fact check me on this)

- Living with someone or wanting to live with someone doesn't mean we want them romantically! If you have the option to establish a hideout for you and all your buddies, why wouldn't you?

This was, again, a list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, shown to reduce chances of dying by burnt breadsticks and pasta by 100%!

#reblogs

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So apparently KOSA (2024 edition) is getting either thrown out until next year or put into effect in six days.

Update that's going in the main post at the top: it has enough support to pass.

It failed the last two times because people were voting against it.

This time, KOSA has traction among the pro-LGBTQ parties. Because nobody is fucking calling their bullshit and screaming from the rooftops that calling it the "Kids Online Safety Act" is misleading.

What will it passing do?

Nothing much, only prevent any education on LGBTQIA+ (it's that stupid fucking argument about us grooming kids again), shut down nearly every fandom space on the internet, and make it required for most big tech companies to have your ID.

Want to have resources for kids to discover their identity readily available? Yes? Then fucking speak up against this stupid fucking bill.

Fandom spaces like Tumblr, Twitter (? I thought the MAGA assholes liked Musk?), Tiktok, Archive Of Our Own, and any other website that hosts fanfic or fanart? Either shut down permanently, forced to uproot to a different country and down for a while (best case scenario, and they likely won't be able to send any data, and therefore fanfics, to the US), or gutted so that you only get to put G rated cishet ships on there, if any shipping at all. How to avoid that? I've already said it: Call your fucking representatives.

Want to avoid the fucking dystopic task of being legally obligated to give big tech your government issue ID? Again, cause an uproar. Call your goddamned representatives.

If they can pass this, the ripple effects could be catastrophic.

So, for fuck's sake, any Americans that can impact this stupid fucking bill and see this? Do everything in your power to shut it down because you have until February twenty sixth (26th) to send this bill back to where it belongs.

And if you can't do that? Reblog, copy my tags, and boost the signal.

Sorry not sorry for ranting, making you scroll through that, and swearing a probably excessive amount, but KOSA is a bill with a GLOBAL IMPACT being passed by ONE COUNTRY because some old people are scared of two guys with who were told they were girls kissing within five hundred miles of a child. Fuck this shit, I shouldn't have to worry about bad bills in America but I fucking do because I use the internet and would like to avoid mass censorship. Fuck this, fuck conservatives, and fuck the fact that some boomers make your country's policies.

Now, if you won't mind me, I'm going to be up until three in the morning downloading fanfiction or copying and pasting them into a a text file if I can't so I can read them by the end of the week.

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hey um! with KOSA looking more and more closer to passing, email and call your reps to prevent it from passing! bad internet bills is a helpful site with an easy to fill out forum that does not take long to complete stop KOSA is also another good site w/ a prefilled out message you can send (with resources for those not in the U.S. too!), and much like bad internet bills, it has an easy to fill out form that does NOT take long to complete this is very important! because this will effect ALL of us, not just usamericans! this is something that has the power to irreversibly ruin the internet as a whole

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Chapter 2 of Twist the Knife is out!

#scrunchie writes #twist the knife #ttk #heathers #heathers the musical #heathers 1988 #chansaw #heather chandler #veronica sawyer #jason dean

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Glad you enjoyed :D

More Heathers Headcanons bc they're rotting my brain

Heather Chandler:

absolutely dogshit at croquet. Only plays to knock other people out

mostly Heather

*slaps roof * this blondie can fit so much anger

has a deep respect for Duke but sees too much of herself in her (and therefore as a threat) and doesn't know how to deal with that healthily

Has an older stepsister she's only met twice

They write each other letters and they're quite close

refuses to let herself or any other Heather date the football team (she says "we don't date the help")

secretly likes her friends but doesn't know how to go about telling them she loves and appreciates them as people

her love language is getting people matching earrings for their birthdays

Heather Duke:

ex dance kid (iykyk)

wrote emo poetry in 7th grade (she burned it all last year though)

queen of malicious compliance

knows a shit ton of card tricks

is not allowed to shuffle the deck on poker night

she knows what she did

queen of telling scary stories (has made Heather, Heather, and Veronica sob like little babies before)

had a photography phase too

still has loads and loads of undeveloped film left over in her closet from this

her dad used to take her fishing and she secretly still loves it

Heather McNamara:

hates swimming

hates water in general

This girl only drinks milk it's a problem

Has literally everything you could ever need in her bag

once mistook her mace for her sunscreen

never again

ex theater kid (she was really good but then got busy with cheer, which took priority because her parents said so)

used to want to be an actress

now she wants to be an equine vet so she can get paid to be a horse girl all day

Not stupid at all, just has a selective attention span

broke her arm when she got thrown off a horse in 3rd grade

Veronica Sawyer:

has all 3 Heathers in her contacts as 'Heather'

she knows what's from who based on the messages

her bag is so damn disorganized she's basically Mary Poppins

we're talking everything from extra snacks to industrial-grade superglue

wanted to get a tattoo but her parents said no

she got JD to do it for her anyway (it's a really shitty rendition of her childhood cat, JFK)

lives off peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

still falls for the toothpaste in Oreos prank

bit her nails until Heather got her that nasty anti-biting polish for her birthday last year

Jason Dean:

red sox supporter

owns a tattoo gun

owns a real gun too

and a signed baseball bat (too bad he can't read the signature)

should not own any of these items

best friends with the movie theater clerk

uses this to see so many movies for free

the definition of "I know a place"

likes to walk around in the woods

just fuck around and throw rocks and shit

He told Veronica that if he ever goes missing that's the first place she should check

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