My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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onks tää mitään
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Reblog with your score
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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saw this on a door at work.
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which is definitely not an omen
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Finnish spring is so nice, first it's practically summer for two weeks and then it snows 20cm in one night and doesn't look like it will stop anytime soon. Fucking takatalvi.
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Asking out of curiosity
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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