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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

#I have an unhealthy emotional attachment to the existence of waffle house #I want to go back #Waffle house my beloved

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unloveable

#it’s okay

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You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?

i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be

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I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

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Tagged by @plutodecay

Last Movie: Addam’s Family (1991)

Last Song: Schizophrenia by Jukebox the Ghost

Currently reading: Lore Olympus

Currently watching: Bluey clips on tiktok

Currently craving: non existence or to be well

Currently consuming: nothing, i ate 6 hours ago and feel full and nauseous still

tagging: whoever tf sees this, my tumblr died without me

tagged by @faehrys, thanks aria!! :D

last movie: how to train your dragon <3

last song: cancer by mcr

currently reading: the wonder by emma donoghue

currently watching: i’m on a lord of the rings marathon 💯💯

currently craving: frosted animal cookies (the circus ones) but i just went to the store and got some 💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻

currently consuming: nothing but i’m also out getting a bbq chicken sandwich for lunch!

tagging: anyone!! if you wanna do it but haven’t yet then consider yourself formally tagged by me

#reblog game #reviewing my answers i’ve come to the conclusion that i am unwell #tag game #but i liked it so that’s good ig

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I will make like an official post tomorrow but if you’re up and wanna join!

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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

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discord server would be vvv cool

I wanna interact with you guys on here more, I know I’m not as active because I can only have one account on my phone as I made them on different emails (for nsfw blocking reasons) but I have a question that I posted on my other account as well

Would you guys want a discord server in the future? I’ve been thinking about it for a while because I need to branch out talking to people and I want Minecraft friends but might make it for a milestone! It would be sfw and would have an option for nsfw (you’d have to select a role idk I’m gonna ask for help later if I make it) but I’m just curious is anyone on here would like that!

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video you’re streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.

WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????

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A beaver in a rehab facility decided to build a dam by the doorway

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Ok. Perhaps I now am crying.

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We are adopted now

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MrTechnodad the best thing to ever happen to those orphans /ref

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i can hear him going “nooooo my brand- bruhhhh”

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reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th