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Your Friendly Neighborhood Hot Dog Salesman by cherrimori

Oneshot | T | 2,302

Crack-Fic | Pre-Relationship | Space

“HOT DOGS! GET YOUR HOT DOGS HERE! JOCHOS! WÜRSTCHEN! CACHORRO-QUENTES… ” Each sentence and each alternate name was punctuated by a series of barking, or random shouting, or whatever other outlandish thing would get someone's attention. He'd spent time practicing the name of the food in every language he could think of, though some of his accents were probably awful. People on the Dust Planet came from all corners of the universe; it was a place for lost souls where nobody really questioned anything. It was the perfect place for an arachniqute not to get strange looks, because no one really looked out of place there.

Clearly it was the perfect place for a cannibal catboy to earn a ridiculous amount of fame as well. Who knew it was possible.

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In which Cellbit is a renowned gladiator known for his brutal, merciless style of combat.

And Roier is a hot dog salesman.

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OKAY SO! Random post in the middle of my break because my friend made this masterpiece based on a terrible horrible joke we made that isnt even funny but it spiraled out of control and this is amazing and I love her.

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Always an Angel, Never a God by Ata1anta

Ongoing | T | 14,408

Gods and Goddesses | College AU | Angst w/ Happy Ending

Cellbit has set one rule for himself over the centuries: Don’t get attached. He can never be completely honest with people, and growing close to someone will bring nothing but pain for someone who will never age.

He prides himself on sticking to this principle, no matter what happens. He exchanges pleasantries with baristas and smiles at neighbours and occasionally converses with landlords, but he doesn’t make friends. Sure, it gets a little lonely sometimes, but never having someone is better than losing someone.

Yet somehow, over the course of a single hour, Roier was able to break down every single one of his walls and make him forget, at least for a brief moment, that he isn’t human.

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or, Cellbit is a god. Roier is not.

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Spiders are Terrifying. But Not to Everyone by anonymous

Ongoing | G | 17,630

Human/Monster | Cursed | Angst with a Happy Ending

Roier is cursed.

He has been transformed into a human-spider monstrosity.

He lives in misery from scaring his closest friends, and having to constantly be reminded that he looks worse than repulsive.

Cellbit, his fiancé, will stop at nothing to find a solution and make Roier smile again.

He would sacrifice anything, anyone, even himself. There's nothing worth taking care of while Roier is feeling that horrible about himself.

He'll find a solution.

After all, he proposed to him a year ago, and soon it will be two years ago. He planned to save him before then, and if all went well, they'll have the most beautiful wedding ceremony.

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I'm Not Cut Out For This by bbread

Ongoing | T | 16,551

High School | Superpowers | Idiots in Love

When Roier gets bitten by a radioactive spider whilst trying to get his crush's attention. What’s the most reasonable thing to do when you gain superpowers? Become a superhero!

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Can I Be the Only Hope for You? by vex_glitch

Ongoing | T | 17,409

My Chemical Romance Danger Days (Fabulous Killjoys) AU | Mutual Pining | Slow Burn

After a decade with his prosthesis, Fit was used to the flaws and drawbacks of the metal limb. Despite it seemingly being designed for the desert, it couldn’t take sand for shit. In the past few days though, it’s only gotten worse.

or: Pac fixes Fit’s prosthesis

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The Crow and The Mailman by Isaac_031

Ongoing | G | 20,643

Getting Together | Fantasy | Crow

Philza is a beautiful man loved by everyone in the region, but he wants to find someone who will truly love him. One day, he sets a chalenge: the one who can get the golden key from his pet crow and open the door to his house, he will marry.

Certain mailman has already befriended the crow.

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I Can't Hide From You Like I Hide From Myself by ellis

Ongoing | T | 14,897

Fantasy | Healer Pac | Knight Fit | Slow Burn

Thasil, considered the capital of the continent, is a safe haven for a lot of people, expressing ideas in magic, technology and combining the two. Fit escapes a land of violence, and instead finds a husband, a son and roommate (in that order.) Pac escapes people of violence and finds safety in healing other people, while struggling to figure out what in him needs to be healed.

The two find each other, healing and hope for the future.

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“Have you been in love, Pac?”

Pac sighs, once again wistfully, “I think so.”

“How’d it end up?”

“I’ll let you know when it’s over,” Pac’s voice can’t be much louder than a whisper.

--- or, over the course of nine years fit and pac learn how to heal and love, with and without each other, and what it means to find a family.

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Breaking Dawn by Anonymous-Dentist

Ongoing | M | 85,019

Modern With Magic | Werewolves | Sharing a Bed

Cellbit is a monster hunter.

That is to say: he is a conspiracy theorist trying to prove the existence of the supernatural. His current project is as such: werewolves. Werewolves are in the woods, and nobody cares except for him... and except for this one guy he met at his book club one week.

Turns out this Roier guy knows a lot about the supernatural, too. He says that he's a werewolf expert, and who is Cellbit to look a gift wolf in the mouth?

Or: Anti-Twilight werewolf romcom starring an ex-convict and a guy who definitely isn't a furry.

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Make a Friend? by CaptainBee66

Ongoing | G | 11,152

Modern AU | Android Fit | Robotics

Mike smushes Pac's cheeks together. He can pout all he wants, but Mike will make him look like a fish for it. “The Federation sends me out on these often, so I know you'll be okay. I'll try to call as much as I can to check up on you, man. While I'm gone, maybe try to make a friend. It's been a long time since you had someone besides Tubbo and I.”

Pac stops his pouting, instead adopting an expression Mike is far too familiar with, one that usually ends in some strange machine that puffs up into smoke. His pink hair covers Pac’s face as their foreheads meet.

“If I get another message from the fire department while I'm away, I'll come back and kill you.” Mike pulls away with a mischievous smile.

Pac quickly matches. “Is that a promise?”

OR

Pac is a mechanic, Mike works for the Federation, and the phrase 'make a friend' is taken way too literally.

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Diamond Blossom by fitpacs

Ongoing | G | 2,562

Wedding Planner | Bakery | Slow Burn

Renowned wedding planner Fit is feeling particularly uninspired, until one of his closest friends asks him to plan their wedding.

Their only request? To have a new, up and coming baker named Pac bake the wedding cake.

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No Me Ames Con Moderación by somebluemelodies

2 Chapters | T | 2,116

Coffee Shops | Fluff | First Kiss

"They lock eyes, and he sees Cellbit’s piercing blues widen behind his glasses momentarily. Roier feels like he’s been caught red-handed, frozen in place, but Cellbit’s stress seems to dissipate as he flashes him a smile.

Roier instinctively smiles back, waving - and then immediately internally kicks himself in the ass for doing so. But Cellbit chuckles, returning the wave before turning back to whatever he’s been writing on his napkin."

or, Roier is a barista with a crush on a frequent customer.

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Late Night Devil, Put Your Hands on Me by fitpacs

Oneshot | T | 3,554

Sharing a Bed | First Kiss | Comfort

Fit’s long awaited first night back after returning home from his mission.

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Someday by somebluemelodies

Oneshot | T | 1,169

Merpeople | Fluff | Almost Kiss

"A couple weeks or so after their first initial meeting, Roier is sitting on the flattest rock closest to the water, the mer half out of the water in front of him with his arms resting on the rock. A routine, of sorts. Either here, or the cave.

“So, gatinho,” the pirate starts. “I need to figure out your name. We have to find some way. Because I can’t keep calling you gatinho forever.”

(But he’d certainly like to.)"

or, Roier and Cellbit manage to flirt through the mer-human language barrier.

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Firefly by fitpacs

Oneshot | G | 2,163

Light Angst | Sharing Clothes | Pining

Pac checks on Ramon whilst Fit is still away, and finds something unexpected.

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Long Long Time by EmiliaExists

3 Chapters | T | 19,268

Major Character Death

Zombie Apocalypse | Domestic Fluff | Suicide

“The fuck are you doing down there?” Fit asks, baffled.

The stranger blinks, then looks around as if inspecting the place.

“Oh, just looking around, you know? It’s a nice trap. High walls, hard to escape. Is it yours?”

or

"How I Caught Myself A Husband In My Wicked Zombie Trap"

[ a fic based on TLOU Episode 3 ]

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I stopped doing mod notes but guys I fucking cried I’ll be so for real with you

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It Doesn't End Well by smallchaoscryptid

Oneshot | T | 4,753

Vigilantes | Superheros | Open Ending | Angst

Cellbit and Roier's lives change very quickly. One moment they are happy and together and the next Cellbit is missing... again. Roier's only hope to get back to some sort of normal and to get his husband back is to work with one of his fellow vigilantes.

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No Attachments by Rayne_Yar

Oneshot | T | 15,925

Major Character Death

Fluff | Angst | Enemies to Friends | Human Experimentation

FitMC from 2b2t is a well known mercenary. He recently gets hired by Madagio to get information out of the crown Prince Pac and then kill him. The only problem? Pac seems to know how to break down his walls.

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