always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
My god, what if this entire time all we had to do to solve our billionaire problem was goad them into submarine pissing contests?
"Hey Elon, I heard you suck at building submarines and some Chads in scuba gear had to save the day. You probably couldn't even get halfway to the Titanic."
"Hey Jeff, I heard your ex-wife say she could visit the Mariana Trench before you."
"Hey Trump, there's a burnt steak leftover in the Titanic's galley."
Sadly this particular billionaire is using a really nice submarine made of steel rather than used carbon fiber they found in a dumpster.
But that doesn't mean we can't loosen a few bolts.