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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.
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Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
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interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory
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Dashboard:
Spotify link (43 notes) #LET’S FUCKING GOOOO
Succession meme I don’t understand (567 notes)
Gerard Way skirt zoomed in on the coochie (126 notes) #please hello let me snort coke off that thing #prev
I’M WANNA KMS!!!!!! (10 notes)
Hairy ass in jock strap (1853 notes)
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every fictional character is bisexual unless they aren’t bisexual. this is what I believe in
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this whole "job thing" is rlly starting to get in my way. i need to watch made up people falling in love on tv, and then i need to read more extensively about it online. why is that so hard to understand
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Trent: *Confirms that he’s gay*
Me:
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REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Failure]
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I truly believe I was put on this earth to give head, go for long walks, eat pasta, and appreciate pretty things.
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