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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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was having a hard day last week and might have accidentally made a cross stitch pattern of one of my favorite lines from @maychorian and @ardett's fic Sewing Patches about it

#I haven't thought about voltron in years but recently disappeared down a fic rabbit hole #Send help I am in real danger of attempting to watch the show and I do NOT have time for a new hyperfixation #This line has been haunting me the past week or so #Anyways one of the AN's said to let you know if we did any art stuff? hence the tagging #I've never made fan art before (except doodles of my own fic) so idk what I'm doing

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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I do think big fandom fics are a little too easily hated on because they have thousands of kudos or comments people start to think it’s ok to publicly trash them but the authors of those fics are just humans who put out a piece of their soul into the world and are probably also insecure about their writing just like us medium and small authors like i’ve seen big name authors get chased off tumblr or stop writing altogether what i’m saying is stay classy and keep the hate to DMs with your friends

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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

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Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

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things got a little heated in the gc today

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my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

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Let's get cozy, friend.

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this reply kills me 😭

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#i am going to weep #baby

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me normally: i love!! acquiring objects!!

me packing: who the FUCK acquired this many OBJECTS

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we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

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i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses