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#summary: PERSON OBSESSED WITH UNDERTALE FOR EIGHT YEARS STRAIGHT CREATES THE MOST AMBITIOUS UNDERTALE FANFICTION #you know what this is a pretty damn good summary

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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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hey… don’t cry… look… two seals kissing

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I chu u!

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uh oh

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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PHARMACIE_OUVERTE.mp4

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tumblr is such an echo chamber i forgot about people like this

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Customer: I’M A HUGE FAN OF THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. PLATE IS MEANT TO BE READ AS “CALIFORNIA REST IN PEACE” IN REFERENCE TO THEIR SONG “DANI CALIFORNIA”. DMV: REST IN PEACE Verdict: DENIED